madlori:

machawicket:

beingfacetious:

farorescourage:

ninjagirlmai:

bewbin:

wollipyos:

Some of the worst analogies written by high school students.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT NUMBER 4 IS GREAT.

These are genius

I lost it at number 10

“the worst analogies” are the ones you use to write comedy pieces with. They work like a charm if you do them right.

#you say ‘worst analogies’ i say ‘heirs of douglas adams’

We read these aloud while slightly drunk in Ireland last summer, and it’s one of my favorite memories. I still can’t pick my favorite, as at lease five of these made me laugh so hard I cried.

Oh come on, 9 and 12 are GENIUS.

teffyjeffy:

servicek9s:

thatincompetentperson:

starspangledscarf:

fooshfoosh:

janedoodles:

gilboron:

Story idea when you try to actually write it:

Story idea when you first rewrite it:

Getting closer to what you saw in your head, eh? Keep at it!

Your story when somebody else sees it:

hhhhhHHHHHHH

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This is a lovely post. It goes to show that when we percieve our own work, most of us have some type of insecurities about our own talents. 

This.

You have to surrender to your mediocrity, and just write. Because it’s hard, really hard, to write even a crappy book. But it’s better to write a book that kind of sucks rather than no book at all, as you wait around to magically become Faulkner. No one is going to write your book for you and you can’t write anybody’s book but your own.

Cheryl Strayed  (via unreconstructedfangirl)