fyeahmaxriemelt:

Sanyam Dandekar: Welcome to our home, Wolfgang. Tell me, when will we meet your family?

Wolfgang: Um…

Sanyam Dandekar: Your parents? The people that raised you? Anybody?

Wolfgang: *stares at his feet*

Kala: Dad, look at him, he is a gift from the gods,
no really LOOK,

the gods themselves blessed us with this man, I thought this was obvious, lets try some of your delicious food now shall we,

You know Sanyam would just be lovely to him too.

Wolfgang: My God, what is this feeling? It’s not like envy… or even hungry.
Felix: Could it be love?
Wolfgang: I know what an erection feels like Felix!
Wolfgang: It’s the opposite. It’s like my heart is getting hard.

wolfie’s smiles

feelinsorad:

I love how wolfgang has various smiles like;  

1) Sexy Smile:

2) I Am Smiling But This Is No Joke Smile:

3) The Genuine I Can’t Help It Smile:

4) I Am In Danger And Don’t Give A Shit Smile:

5) The Smile Where He Looks Like A Little German Monkey:

6) The Special Smile We Only See For Kala: