‘Sir, I’m trying to hook up two pieces of alien tech using spares from an electrical repair shop. My only guide is the research notes of a lunatic captain, who keeps breaking off from his findings to reminisce about old boyfriends. This isn’t standard field engineering, sir.’

The Men Who Sold The World (Guy Adams)
[oh don’t worry Sgt Leonard, you can probably sell those ‘notes’ to us for a much higher price than you’ll ever get for any alien tech anywhere XD] (via thatsallweget)