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poppetawoppet:

angrila:

princess-starr:

pkeradactyl:

editorincreeps:

Princess Bride themed restaurant. Waiters say “as you wish” after taking your order.

Finish the Fezzik in an hour, your meal is free.

Come in a wheelbarrow, your meal is 10% off.

Every so often the hostess will say “bye bye boys, have fun storming the castle!” as people are leaving.

Miracle Max’s Cure for the Mostly Dead is on the menu and its a giant chocolate cakeball.

The servers will sometimes switch your wines after distracting you.

They sell Anybody Want a Peanut Brittle at the door.

“There are a shortage of perfect chicken breasts in the world. Twould be a pity not to order these.”

“Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. I’ll be your server.

Prepare to dine.”

BWEAKFAST, BWEAKFAST IS WHAT BWINGS US TOGEVVER TODAY

“Sonny, true love is the greatest thing, in the world-except for a nice MLT – mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe. They’re so perky, I love that.”

just-shower-thoughts:

“Sinister” comes from the Latin for “left handed”. In The Princess Bride, both Inigo and Wesley say “I am not left handed” because they’re both good guys.

harempriestess:

fuunsaiki:

theresacullens:

The Princess Bride (1987) vs. Wonder Woman (2017)

SHUT UP I’M NOT CRYING YOU’RE CRYING

As someone pointed out, people my age got to see two princesses become generals. This was definitely behind some of my crying!