khaleesi-mother-of-fandoms:

bloodyneptune:

i like to imagine Claire Temple getting tired of running into vigilantes literally everywhere she goes, so she takes a vacation. rents out a nice cabin in the middle of nowhere. Just one neighbour, this really nice lady with her two kids.

…then one day she’s taking out the trash, and theres the nice womans husband sharpening arrows in their front yard, a dude ripping firewood apart with his bare hands. Thor waves politely.

she gives up and goes back to New York before one of them needs a nurse.

This is the only good thing about the ridiculously OOC plot twist that was Clint Barton’s “family”