Tag: terminator

John: I need a volunteer to go back in time and stop a robot assassin from killing my mom before I’m born
Kyle: I volunteer
John: ‘Kay
Kyle: After everything you’ve told me about your mom I am totally ready for this
John: Cool
Kyle: I mean I know you are aware of my weird crush on her which you have always been suspiciously chill about
John: Yup
Kyle: And in fact have helped facilitate through many detailed conversations and that photo you gave me
John: True
Kyle: And you just told me you know about the future from your mom, basically, which is funny because I’m from the future and I’m going to meet your mom
John: Yeah
Kyle: And also you basically said that you have no idea what happens beyond this point in time, which is funny again, because this is the point in time I’m leaving from
John: Mmhmm
Kyle: To meet your mom
John: Yup
Kyle: Who is hot like burning
John: You’ve mentioned
Kyle: Living in the 1980’s is going to be weird though
John: Probably not for long
Kyle: It’ll be hard watching your mom hook up with your mysterious hero soldier father of whom there is no record and who died before the war
John: I don’t think that’s gonna be a huge issue
Kyle: Although I guess it would be weird if your mom and I actually hooked up!
John: …
Kyle: …
John: …
Kyle: …Holy shit
John: I can explain
Kyle: John! Am I…
John: Here it comes.
Kyle: …your step-dad?!
John: …
Kyle: ???
John: …I can honestly say no.
Kyle: Aw, darn. Oh well. 1984 here I come!