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my faves are better than yours [15/?] – Captain Cassian Andor
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I’m beginning to think that the Force and I have different priorities.”
Reasons why Rogue One should become a Broadway musical:
1. Bodhi Rook deserved an “I Want” song about how terrible life in the Empire is and how he wants to pursue his dreams
2. Why would you give Krennic such a dramatic cape and personality if he wasn’t going to storm through the Death Star booming loudly about the unimaginable power and potential of the battle station
3. Why would you waste the opportunity to have Darth Vader dramatically and sinisterly reprise Krennic’s own song about unimaginable power as he looms above him
4. Angry duet between Cassian and Jyn as she finds out what his mission was and he rejects that side of him and points out how he’s a good guy and remembers that he has a heart
5. K-2SO sideshow number
6. Galen Erso singing “Stardust” to Jyn, with a gentle first run, a sad dying number, and then a reprise as she finds the plans–the whole song was the code to find the plans
7. Chirrut and Baze love ballad
8. Princess Leia can sing at the end. It would be revolutionary.
9. “So You’ve Seen Saw”, a bombastic and inescapable number that Saw sings as he interrogates Bodhi and introduces himself
10. This started out as a joke but now I actually genuinely want this you can’t tell me it wouldn’t work Disney get on this please
I love it.
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
name a more iconic duo than diego luna and that tight imperial uniform
i’ll wait
Sexual orientation: Cassian Andor getting close to Jyn’s face and saying “I’ve been in this fight since I was six years old.”
Every listicle about which Star Wars characters go in which Hogwarts houses is bullshit. They always make Leia a Ravenclaw or a Gryffindor. Leia is a Slytherin. She was raised a princess but even that wasn’t enough for her, she was like “I’m gonna overthrow the government, bitches.”
And Han Solo is not a bad-ass Slytherin, he is a Hufflepuff, because every five minutes he is dropping his own agenda to help his friends not die doing whatever crazy shit they’re about to do.
The biggest Gryffindor in the whole trilogy is R2D2, because every beep of his can basically be translated as “Hold my beer and watch this,” usually followed by him getting zapped by something and falling over.
It’s rather chilling to consider that one of the most indelible images in the Star Wars saga is its heroine silenced, stripped down, and in chains. I know a lot of men have positive feelings about this particular costume — in fact there’s an entire episode of the popular sitcom Friends that’s devoted to it — which is why it’s kind of hilariously ironic that Han Solo was blind during these scenes. That is, the one man who is romantically attached to Leia is the one man who never saw her in the golden bikini. Which means Han Solo is more attracted to a mouthy space age shield maiden than he is to a tight female body on display. In fact, if I could be so bold, I would suggest that Han Solo would be more turned on hearing about how Leia strangled Jabba the Hutt to death — using nothing but the chain that enslaved her — than he would be hearing about how his sworn enemy turned the woman he loved into a tawdry plaything.
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