boogabeing:

aenramsden:

luna-forever-1:

😂

You have to admire her audacity, if nothing else.

Literally my favourite thing about Rogue One is that it makes the opening of New Hope so funny. Like, Vader has followed Leia from a planet he just blew up seconds ago and pursued her across the galaxy and then she’s just like: ‘I’m on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan’

Vader: You’re a rebel. I just had a fight with your entire rebel fleet and followed you here. Straight from the rebels. Of which you are a part

Leia: *dramatic gasp* rebel? Me???  I was just passing through. Diplomatically. Thought it was a five-space-ship pile-up or something going on there… 

Jedi-isms

What Jedi say: Emotions lead down a dark path.
What Jedi mean: Calm your tits before you hurt somebody.

What Jedi say: The Force shall reveal the time for action.
What Jedi mean: Nah.

What Jedi say: I sense darkness in you.
What Jedi mean: Hey, asshole.

What Jedi say: The Force works in mysterious ways.
What Jedi mean: That’s the worst question I’ve ever heard.

What Jedi say: I will meditate on your words.
What Jedi mean: Go fuck yourself.