Tag: star trek

softbutchtashayar:

I’m sure this has been done before but a star trek tng au where everything is the same except it’s in the style of the office

  • whenever riker or wesley does something dumb/ill-advised there’s a minute-long series of shots cutting from person to person on the bridge and they’re all staring into the camera So Exhausted
  • scenes in turbolifts where characters make comments about the current clusterfuck going on aboard the enterprise
  • geordi: “if this is another holodeck disaster I’m gonna [series of bleeps as he rushes out of the lift]”
  • tasha: “I wish people would stop asking me if I would kill will riker just for a chance at his GIRLFRIEND like, come on, people. The answer is YES, I’ve said it MANY TI-” (the camera cuts away because something just exploded)
  • guinan: “the gossip says this whole problem could have been avoided but somebody messed up” [quiet speaking from off-camera] “do I know who did it? well, yes, but I’m not here to tell tales”
  • worf: “it was wesley”
  • picard just wants his ship to run smoothly, ok?
  • so the captain’s interviews start out really insightful and well-spoken but by the end of every episode he’s just staring into the camera tiredly like “this was not the plan”

old-type-40:

plaidshirtsisko:

DS9 was a show in which:

  • Sisko suddenly yelled loudly when no one was expecting it
  • Odo’s most frequent line was basically “harumph”
  • We all fell madly in love with Kira
  • Bashir paid Jake and Nog to steal his stuffed bear back from his ex
  • Jadzia informed us the spots go all the way down
  • Garak was just a plain and simple tailor
  • “QUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK………”
  • Lwaxana made being horny an airborne disease
  • O’Brien sighed a lot
  • Moogie wasn’t having any of that sexist bullshit
  • Worf lived on the Defiant because socializing sucks
  • A little ship took a little trip
  • Sisko, Kira, Jadzia, and Bashir got trapped in a game in Quark’s bar
  • DABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  • The moonlight was pale and the stars were far beyond
  • Rom organized a labor revolt
  • Nog told Jake he didn’t like his fanfiction
  • Dukat got a massive splinter in his ass and Kira pulled it out
  • Quark explained a spreadsheet to the Klingon high council
  • Sisko and Jadzia threw tribbles at Kirk
  • Nog put oatmeal in a bucket, said it was Odo, and threw it at Jake
  • Morn drank much, spoke none

As you invited us to add to this list, how about

  • Lions! Gigers! Bears!
  • Kill Worf
  • Quark leaving a dead Vorta walking into a bulkhead on Empok Nor
  • Using baseball to explain linear existence
  • Death to the opposition
  • Nog’s dance at Jadzia’s bachelorette party
  • Worf keeping Garak on a chain but telling Garak he’s not his type
  • Kira beating the crap out of just about everybody
  • Ezri faking static noises
  • Julian asking O’Brien if he wants him to go play with him
  • Worf declaring he’ll be far, far away from DS9 when Keiko gives birth
  • Sisko, Kira, and Dax being delighted over Odo spending the night with someone while Worf is Mr. Grumpy in the background

Reblogging for additions.