ds9 characters as things john mulaney has said

garashirs:

sisko:

jadzia:

worf:

julian:

kira:

o’brien:

garak:

quark:

odo:

ezri:

tomfooleryprime:

Vulcans, from birth to death.

Source: tomfooleryprime

replicarters:

jadzia being done with shit

Source: replicarters

cornstarchbitch:

Garak: haha, hey do you guys dare me to kill dukat?

Julian: no?

Garak: *shakes his head and chuckles* I can’t believe you’re making me do this.

Jadzia: we’re not.

Garak: *pulling out a phaser* this is so wild you guys, you’re so messed up for making me do this.

Source: trekgate

AU where every new Weyoun clone is a just a little bit shorter than the one before.

deep-space-tourist:

poor Bashir XD
(4×16)

Source: deep-space-tourist

forbajor:

beetsareverymisunderstood:

ds9shameblog:

hauriret:

This is ridiculously silly but what if ds9 had a fashion magazine

oh my god, this is perfect. I LOVE THE “WHY ARE YOU TAKING PHOTOS” quote jfc

“Is it a watermelon? No, it’s just Garak.”

That’s the best thing I’ve ever read, to be honest.

I bet Jake writes this using a pseudonym and at some point Kira finds out and he has to hide for five straight days to avoid being attacked by Worf.

Source: fuckeverythinginthisawfulworld