softbutchtashayar:

I’m sure this has been done before but a star trek tng au where everything is the same except it’s in the style of the office

• whenever riker or wesley does something dumb/ill-advised there’s a minute-long series of shots cutting from person to person on the bridge and they’re all staring into the camera So Exhausted
• scenes in turbolifts where characters make comments about the current clusterfuck going on aboard the enterprise
• geordi: “if this is another holodeck disaster I’m gonna [series of bleeps as he rushes out of the lift]”
• tasha: “I wish people would stop asking me if I would kill will riker just for a chance at his GIRLFRIEND like, come on, people. The answer is YES, I’ve said it MANY TI-” (the camera cuts away because something just exploded)
• guinan: “the gossip says this whole problem could have been avoided but somebody messed up” [quiet speaking from off-camera] “do I know who did it? well, yes, but I’m not here to tell tales”
• worf: “it was wesley”
• picard just wants his ship to run smoothly, ok?
• so the captain’s interviews start out really insightful and well-spoken but by the end of every episode he’s just staring into the camera tiredly like “this was not the plan”