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plaidshirtsisko:

DS9 was a show in which:

• Sisko suddenly yelled loudly when no one was expecting it
• Odo’s most frequent line was basically “harumph”
• We all fell madly in love with Kira
• Bashir paid Jake and Nog to steal his stuffed bear back from his ex
• Jadzia informed us the spots go all the way down
• Garak was just a plain and simple tailor
• “QUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK………”
• Lwaxana made being horny an airborne disease
• O’Brien sighed a lot
• Moogie wasn’t having any of that sexist bullshit
• Worf lived on the Defiant because socializing sucks
• A little ship took a little trip
• Sisko, Kira, Jadzia, and Bashir got trapped in a game in Quark’s bar
• DABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
• The moonlight was pale and the stars were far beyond
• Rom organized a labor revolt
• Nog told Jake he didn’t like his fanfiction
• Dukat got a massive splinter in his ass and Kira pulled it out
• Quark explained a spreadsheet to the Klingon high council
• Sisko and Jadzia threw tribbles at Kirk
• Nog put oatmeal in a bucket, said it was Odo, and threw it at Jake
• Morn drank much, spoke none

As you invited us to add to this list, how about

• Lions! Gigers! Bears!
• Kill Worf
• Quark leaving a dead Vorta walking into a bulkhead on Empok Nor
• Using baseball to explain linear existence
• Death to the opposition
• Nog’s dance at Jadzia’s bachelorette party
• Worf keeping Garak on a chain but telling Garak he’s not his type
• Kira beating the crap out of just about everybody
• Ezri faking static noises
• Julian asking O’Brien if he wants him to go play with him
• Worf declaring he’ll be far, far away from DS9 when Keiko gives birth
• Sisko, Kira, and Dax being delighted over Odo spending the night with someone while Worf is Mr. Grumpy in the background

Reblogging for additions.