It’s like England had three sons, America rebelled as a teen and started a band that saw great success, Canada was the good kid that became a doctor, and Australia was the problem child with a drug problem that moved away and ended up in rehab but has now turned his life around.
Tag: shower thoughts
“No, Mel Gibson is a casino’s big lemon” is my favorite palindrome.
Ben Affleck’s new Batman movie should feature a scene where the board of Wayne Enterprises is cast with all the previous Bruce Wayne actors.
‘Uhhhhh’ is the sound of humans buffering.
I used to think I could control ducks with my mind. But then I realized that ducks and I have very similar ideas about what ducks should do.