Sanity is just the belief that the voice inside your head is your own.
Tag: shower thoughts
If there’s anything “The Very Hungry Caterpillar” taught me, it’s that if I eat everything in sight, I’ll become beautiful.
If age taught me one thing its: Days are long, years are short.
I never really thought I might secretly be a robot that was sent into society until I started failing reCAPTCHAs on a regular basis.
“Sinister” comes from the Latin for “left handed”. In The Princess Bride, both Inigo and Wesley say “I am not left handed” because they’re both good guys.
I’m pretty sure this is the century that decides if mankind’s future looks like in Star Trek, Wall-E or Mad Max
Your opportunity to master something in life largely depends on how long your willing to suck at it
Homeopathy. The air guitar of medicine.
Success is going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm.
If you’re driving a Tesla and it get stolen, is it now an “Edison”?
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