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Avengers: Infinity War aka The Bachelor: Tony Stark Edition

By popular request, meet the other contestants:

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A late contender appears:

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And introducing a very special guest judge:

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Omg, I would watch the hell out of this!! Also lol @ Bucky’s line, hahahaha!

“In the end, he will kneel.”

::peers over at @teckmonky::

Updated…last one, I promise.

eclaire-de-lune:

Steve, Bucky, Natasha, Sam and Clint are discussing conspiracy theories and end up talking about the JFK assassination. Steve is adamant that it wasn’t an inside/CIA job. Natasha’s pretty sure the KGB had nothing to do with it. Clint is microanalyzing all the details like shot trajectory, line of fire, etc. Steve sees Bucky sitting off to the side Googling everything and wants to include him in the conversation, so he says, “Hey, Buck, who do you think shot President Kennedy?”

And Bucky just looks up and very quietly says, “I think I did.”

And the whole room goes silent.

Bucky: Wow it’s so great to be out of cryo I can’t wait to see how the world has changed and-
Steve, dressed in all black with a beard, lip piercing, and eyeliner: I go by Deathblade now. My favourite colour is pain. I wrote this poem about my feelings but I’m not gonna read it to you.
Sam: It’s been a long year welcome back