akka-van-kebnekaise:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

rainyari-shoelessdante:

rj4gui4r:

bemusedlybespectacled:

kyraneko:

kid-mera:

breelandwalker:

mysticmoonhigh:

0fthem0untains:

weavemama:

America is about to be that part in the lion king where where pride rock became all shitty bc Scar became king

have yet to see a better analogy

Are you implying Hilary Clinton’s daughter will assassinate Donald Trump because I’m okay with this

Actually, if we follow the narrative, I think it would be the Obama daughters. Which would be even MORE awesome.

Malia’s gonna fight Trump on the roof of the Whitehouse while it’s on fire.

Didn’t Scar get killed by the hyenas, who turned against him when he tried to throw blame at them while begging for his life?

The equivalent would be Trump cornered by both Obama sisters on the White House roof (yes, while it’s on fire, I can totally believe that Trump will somehow lead to the White House catching fire at some point) insisting that “we’re all friends against the Republican establishment, it’s their fault” and Sasha and Malia quote one of Trump’s tweets back at him to tell him to get the fuck out; Trump scurries away and runs right into Pence and Cruz. 

“Our fault, is it, Donald?”

Alternatively, since Scar originally gained the support of the hyenas by promising them a better life with lots of food, Trump is clearly going to fall off the roof of the White House into the arms of the Republican base that voted for him because he promised them a better economy.

Okay but then who’s going to dress in drag and do the hula?

Joe Biden??

Definitely Joe Biden.

Ofcourse it’s going to be Biden.

Or…Bill?

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

storybookplotholes:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

storybookplotholes:

storybookplotholes:

I should sleep.

But I can’t help thinking…

How much work would it take to convince the US President of _______?

My ideas:

-The Daily Planet is the biggest perpetrator of fake news

-HYDRA is a bigger threat than ISIS

Feel free to chime in with other creative ways to undermine the President’s ego by convincing him that these fictional things are real.

@thefingerfuckingfemalefury

Someone needs to ask him what his foreign policy for securing a trade deal with Wakanda is

Latverian Immigrants are illegally coming to the US fleeing the dictatorship in that country what is he going to do about this situation

Ask him if it’s true he’s considering Henry Peter Gyrich for a Supreme Court position

I love these.

Another:

Convince him to pardon James Buchanan Barnes of all crimes against the United States

Ask him if he knew about Wolfgang Strucker’s use of US government funds in illegal operations in Sarkovia

scarlettohairdye:

First they came for the scientists…

And the National Parks Services said, “lol, no” and went rogue and we were all like, “I was not expecting the park rangers to lead the resistance, none of the dystopian novels I read prepared me for this but cool.”