timelords-detectives-and-hunters:

Friend: “Hey, I haven’t seen you in forever! how are you?”

me: “Fine, thanks.”

Lemony Snicket from outta nowhere: “Of course, in this case, ‘fine’ is only meant to reassure. She has never been less fine, nor was she ever fine in the first place. Here, the word ‘fine’ could be defined as ‘I am actually slowly dying on the inside, but don’t wish for anyone to worry’.

khaleesi-mother-of-fandoms:

bloodyneptune:

i like to imagine Claire Temple getting tired of running into vigilantes literally everywhere she goes, so she takes a vacation. rents out a nice cabin in the middle of nowhere. Just one neighbour, this really nice lady with her two kids.

…then one day she’s taking out the trash, and theres the nice womans husband sharpening arrows in their front yard, a dude ripping firewood apart with his bare hands. Thor waves politely.

she gives up and goes back to New York before one of them needs a nurse.

This is the only good thing about the ridiculously OOC plot twist that was Clint Barton’s “family”

Dating the sensates would include :

gamesofmuggles:

Wolgang

– gently touching your lips before kissing them
– swimming (naked
dancing until the sun comes up
– buying you gift even if he can’t afford them

Kala

– going to dance lesson together
– learning prayers
– sing in underwear and jumping on the bed
– playing with her long wavy hair

Capheus

– sunday with his mother
– him let you ride his bus
– church
– talking about trip in the all world

Sun

– always being loyal to you
– massage her after tought day
– training and yoga together
shower together with no window

Nomi

– going to amazing lgbt party
movies and cuddles
– sharing popsicles 
bath together

Will

– going to the gym with him
– tell him to keep his work clothes on ;))))
brunch and concerts 
– walk in a park

Riley

– going see her killing in the club
– go to Reykjavik, make snow battle
art expositions 
– reading books lying on each others

Lito

– kisses in the bathtub
– invite you to movie premier
cooking together but failed most of the time- him swearing a lot about everything and you laughing at him