Okay. That one’s on me. You’re damn right.
Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014) dir. Anthony and Joe Russo
Tag: natasha romanoff
less of natasha being an emotionally cold, super scary spy and more about her being a secret troll and epic dork please
that “shall we play a game?” reference, and awkwardly trying to explain her own joke
she uses emoticons to text steve about OFFICIAL SRS BUSINES ;DDD
i bet steve’s “disguise” came out of her own closet, because while natasha wears super sleek leather stuff to maintain her ””image””, left to her own devices she totally rocks the middle school emo look. complete with plastic lens-less hipster glasses because SHE LIKES THE WAY SHE LOOKS WITH GLASSES OKAY IT’S NOT A CRIME
she’s probably told the smithsonian/fossil joke so many times. every time she picks steve up. she thinks she’s hiLARIOUS, and steve’s like, omg you’re such a white suburban dad get away from me
(clint’s like, i’m hungry
hi hungry, i’m natasha, natasha says, and throws a pretzel into his mouth)
welcome to the age of female superheroes
this video is my sexuality
i literally have chills
Clintasha Week
»Day 2
»Headcanons
Coming back from a solo mission, Clint invites Natasha over promising a meal that won’t kill them both. After much debating with himself, he decides to give Natasha something he bought for her a while back. He tries to make it sound like a joke, but lowkey hopes she likes it. Natasha pretends she’s completely unfazed by the gift and acts like it’s ordinary business, but she’s lowkey pleasantly surprised and also kind of moved. After that, they both act like it never happened.They know the other knows they’re lying, though. So that’s okay.













































