Tag: movies

etharei:

andhumanslovedstories:

Hottest of hot takes, Heimdall is literally the only competent Asgardian, he’s the only one, he’s the entirety of the functioning government

Don’t forget lifelong helicopter parent to two spoiled princes, resulting in their favorite tactic of yelling beseechingly at the sky whenever they want to nope out of a situation.

Steve Rogers: If we give it our all and do our best in this final battle, we can stop Thanos and save the universe! Avengers and Guardians, assemble!
The whole team: Yeah! Let’s win this fight!
*in the far future*
Daisy Johnson: Well that didn’t end well.

shinelikethunder:

@trillgutterbug: 

#i adore the delivery of this line #there’s none of that gross ‘i say don’t touch me but what i really mean is i’m playing hard to get’ garbage #there’s no sexualised violence here with heaving bosoms and bared throats and rapey grabbiness #because for one thor would never #and for two she is not fucking around #she ain’t got time for that shit #same when she punches loki out #even with that potentially sexy chest-straddling moment there’s no lingering shot of her spread thighs or a significant moment of eye contact #she just lays him out pure and simple #and while i’m at it even when she slams him into the wall with her knee #that *was* sexy af and loki clearly thought so too (bc he’s a big ol masochist and loves getting the shit kicked out of him) #but she was so utterly in control of that moment down to her snarl and her delivery of ‘choose your next words wisely’ #no lingering body shots #no sexy touching #just her rage and her sheer undeniable capacity to back up that rage with honest and immediate violence #what a good movie #thor ragnarok

Source: theavengers

youkaiyume:

The War Boys call him “lucky,” to be favored by the Imperator.

The Sisters call him her “support/partner.”

Furiosa calls him “reliable.”

Max thinks the correct term they’re looking for is “furniture.”

But all things considered, he’s been used for worse before. He doesn’t mind being of use to Furiosa.

—

I said I wanted to draw a series of doodles of Furiosa using Max as various forms of furniture mostly to lean upon…and him making bemused grumpy faces.

The Throne is especially for bonehandledknife 

Source: youkaiyume

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

strangely-normal:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

peppersheart:

alittlebiteverything:

i’m 101% sure that this entire line was improv and tom couldn’t help it

“Yeah, that was basically, we did about six different versions of that story, and that was just us standing around while the cameras were rolling and I would just feed them lines and feed Chris ideas for stories. I’d say, “Do another one, in this one say: ‘I was walking through a field, and I saw a lovey Turkish rug in the middle of the grass, and I love Turkish rugs, so I went to stand on it, and it was Loki, and he turned back into Loki and there was a hole and I fell through the hole was was impaled on a whole lot of spikes.’” So we did versions of that, and the one with the snake just ended up being the one we used.”

—Taika Waititi, Empire Magazine Podcast, 6/11/17, 00:23:25 (x)

AMAZING

I choose to beliee every version of this story is true

and is just a different tale of when Loki turned into something ridiculous

and tried to murder his brother

I don’t know what makes this funnier, the idea that Loki kept trying the same prank, or that Thor kept falling for it.

Thor: OH LOOK A PUPPY

Loki: WAAAAUUUGGGHHHHH

Thor: OH NO IT’S YOU AGAIN!

Source: alittlebiteverything