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elizabeth swan and will turner are actually SO romance in the first movie and not enough people acknowledged this because the early 2000s were the age of the edgelords who only valued jack sparrow’s moral ambiguity and that is the TRUTH

the part where she’s like “how many times do i have to tell you to call me elizabeth” and he shyly says “once more, miss swann” and once she walks away he gazes adoringly after her and whispers “elizabeth” to himself like he’s unworthy of it

then when he’s patching up the cut on her hand and she flinches and he says “i know, blacksmith’s hands… they’re rough” because he thinks that’s what’s bothering her HE KNOWS HE’S NOT WORTHY OF HER!!! THAT’S THE PINING I’M TALKING ABOUT BINCH!!! I DON’T ACCEPT LESS!!!!

he has like 10 chances to confess his love to her but waits until he’s dressed like this to do it: 

my man knows 1) the importance of a good outfit when shooting your shot 2) how to ACCESSORIZE. take NOTES.

@romancingthebookworm

Will Turner was pretty sure he was going to fail to rescue Jack Sparrow, so he dressed up to the nines to do it, because if you’re going to hang for rescuing a pirate, you may as well be wearing a nice hat while you do.

*history side of tumblr comes diving in through a window*

Funny you should say that! See, there was a thing in England for a while (maybe before this time period) where the hangman got to keep anything that was on the condemned’s body at the time they were hanged. Nice clothing, sweet hat, money in your pockets, it’s all his.

What this meant was that you could get on the hangman’s good side  by showing up to your execution in nice clothes or with money on your body. What good will getting on the hangman’s good side do you, you ask? You’ll still get hanged. Well yes, but the hangman has the option to arrange a nice clean broken neck, compared to a lingering drawn out suffocation or – as was also common – drawing and quartering.

So is that what Will is intending here by showing up in a nice suit with an expensive hat? Probably not what the film makers intended, but damn.

dress every day like you’re ready to woo your honey, do crimes, and impress an executioner

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You gave Stark your word. I’d rather give it to you.

How can this man make the typical “be with me…unless you don’t want to” seems charming and sweet and respectful all at once?!?! (Instead of the usual way it comes off: insecure and undecided).

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Let me guess. Your home? It was. And it was beautiful.
Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

Another reason thanos is stupid he could just go back in time to save titan.

Just imagine this dumbass going to the HR department on Titan and suggesting his plan to kill half of the population to solve a food problem. 

Thanos was the 1%

comics!Thanos’ motivation was he was in love with Death

it made so much more sense than this

Exactly @tygermama. Especially since the Russos have said the snap eliminated half the plants and animals. Soooo everything is still the same?

lmaooo….so he deleted half the food supply too….Kevin Feige confirmed it.

Thanks Thanos, you did nothing.

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They literally had Hela the GODDESS OF DEATH in the movie immediately prior to IW and she didn’t even die-on screen she could have survived the explosion of Asgard bc LITERAL GODDESS, MORE POWERFUL THAN THOR, like

They didn’t miss the opportunity to make Thanos a devotee/lover of Hela they STUBBED THEIR TOE ON IT IN THE DARK ON THE WAY TO THE BATHROOM, GOT MAD, AND KICKED IT DOWN THE STAIRS

Hela: Did you do it?

Hela: What did it cost

Better movie.

THANK YOU FOR AGREEING WITH ME AND ALSO THIS IS AMAZING

this is so much better

1000% better

@afro-elf

Yeah it’s the opposite of sustainability to kill half of the plants and animals too. Like we would all die with that so the Hela ending is soooo much better