reevesdriver:

patrickat:

Keanu Reeves says “Bill and Ted 3” is in the works. We know that “John Wick 3” will be coming. What if they were the same film?

Bill: “You’ve changed, Ted.”
:: gunshot ::
Bill: “And you’ve totally shot me. This is most heinous.”

I’m pissing myself 😂😂😂

dianasofthemyscira:

The nerve of those Whos. Inviting me down there – on such short notice! Even if I wanted to go my schedule wouldn’t allow it. 4:00, wallow in self pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one; 5:30, jazzercize; 6:30, dinner with me – I can’t cancel that again; 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing… I’m booked. Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness. But what would I wear?
How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) dir. Ron Howard