Joxer: Xena… How do I begin to explain the Warrior Princess?
Gabrielle: Xena is flawless.
Aphrodite: I hear her chakram is insured for 10,000 denars.
Alti: I hear she does horse shows in Chin.
Callisto: Her favorite epic is the Oddysee.
Meg: One time she met the King of Theives…
Minya: – And he told her she was pretty.
Ares: One time she punched me in the face… it was awesome.
Tag: mean girls
with all of these movie reboots i would like to pitch a mean girls reboot staring Chris Evans, Chris Pine, Chis Hemsworth, and Chris Pratt
YES.
Okay but is it Pine or Hemsworth who’s Regina George?
Because it seems clear to me that Pratt is Karen and Evans is Cady…
OKAY, what if it’s set in a gym instead of high school?
“You can’t lift with us!”
I kind of desperately want Hemsworth as Regina. I heard his arms are insured for $10,000.
I hear he does car commercials, in Australia.
I can totally see Chris Pine as Gretchen
Every time Caesar was on screen all I could think of was “We should just totally stab Caesar!” Looks like I wasn’t the only one…
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