tomhrdy:

Thor (2011) dir. Kenneth Branagh

I love this moment because it just speaks to Thor’s personality: he’s in an unfamiliar place, he’s lost his hammer, he has no idea what the word “Facebook” means but a lady says “smile” and he just goes for it. This adorably narcissistic cutie.

apensivelady:

guardiansofthegalaxi:

Natasha’s boobs: food for thought in two gifs

TWS: Natasha saves Steve, by pressing him into her chest. She has to act fast to save both him and Sam, because she is the only one who saw Bucky’s gun and was able to correctly and timely predict where he will shoot. This moment is not even aknowledged, as it’s just a thing that happens. She literally is sitting in Steve’s lap for the rest of that scene, feeling around between his legs for her guns, yet nothing, no tee-hee, she is sitting on Steve’s dick ~u guys~

AOU: Natasha saves Bruce by pulling him into her chest. The camera lingers, the shot goes on and on, everything is telling “LOOK, he is ON HER it’s like they ARE HAVING SEX and his face is in HER BOOBS GUUUUUUYSSSSS THEY LOOK LIKE THEY WILL DO THE DO”. Nothing about this shows her competence, nothing about this presents her as more than an object.

There’s absolutely nothing sexual about the scene in The Winter Soldier. You know, no one even thinks about breasts and penises just as no one thinks about noses and ears. All of them are there because they are parts of the human body, but there’s no attention drawn to any of those parts, because THEY ARE NOT THE FREAKING POINT! The conduction of the scene and its camera work are focused on showing how Natasha saves the lives of both Steve and Sam.

On the other hand, the Age of Ultron scene is 100% sexual. The fact that Bruce lands with his face on Natasha’s breasts IS THE POINT OF THE SCENE. It exists for the sole purpose of sex innuendo. The scene was conducted and shot to hint at a possible relationship between the characters, most specifically a sexual relationship. Nothing in this is about Natasha saving Bruce’s life. I’m just glad that Scarlett Johansson and Mark Ruffalo performed the scene in a manner that doesn’t highlight its sexual undertones.

Bucky: Wow it’s so great to be out of cryo I can’t wait to see how the world has changed and-
Steve, dressed in all black with a beard, lip piercing, and eyeliner: I go by Deathblade now. My favourite colour is pain. I wrote this poem about my feelings but I’m not gonna read it to you.
Sam: It’s been a long year welcome back