etharei:

andhumanslovedstories:

Hottest of hot takes, Heimdall is literally the only competent Asgardian, he’s the only one, he’s the entirety of the functioning government

Don’t forget lifelong helicopter parent to two spoiled princes, resulting in their favorite tactic of yelling beseechingly at the sky whenever they want to nope out of a situation.

Steve Rogers: If we give it our all and do our best in this final battle, we can stop Thanos and save the universe! Avengers and Guardians, assemble!
The whole team: Yeah! Let’s win this fight!
*in the far future*
Daisy Johnson: Well that didn’t end well.