thesaltofcarthage:

silentauroriamthereal:

cptxrogers:

cptxrogers:

cptxrogers:

Avengers: Infinity War aka The Bachelor: Tony Stark Edition

By popular request, meet the other contestants:

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A late contender appears:

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And introducing a very special guest judge:

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Omg, I would watch the hell out of this!! Also lol @ Bucky’s line, hahahaha!

“In the end, he will kneel.”

::peers over at @teckmonky::

Updated…last one, I promise.

warriormale:

jashin-dragon:

fernlom:

vaporsloth:

electricsed:

cordaloo:

thegestianpoet:

thegestianpoet:

i can’t believe that photo of hemsworth hiddleston and taika waititi all taking a nap together that’s so cursed and blessed at the same time 

i’m the fact that the person taking the photo had to use a panoramic shot to get all of tom in the photo 

the FACT that mark ruffalo is the one who took this and then posted it on facebooks like the nerdy dad he is

I just noticed Taika Waititi is snuggling Chris Hemsworth’s legs. This is the most precious image in existence.

This is what non-toxic masculinity looks like.

This is the world warriormale wants, and I’m A-OK with that. Fight when needed, but never fear the embrace of your brother. 

@warriormale A blessed picture

It’s good to see Men touching each other, without discomfort.

Fighters train and fight all the time. We are very comfortable with physical contact because we constantly fight each other.

Good to see others feeling comfortable as well.

Train and fight!

WarriorMale

seapandaftw:

SCARLET VISION THOUGHTS AFTER IW

SPOILERS

SPOILERS

SPOILERS

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Anyone else stoked about how intimate and completely in love the two were? Paul and Elizabeth’s chemistry cannot be understated in this movie.

  • The way they always need to be touching each other
  • Vision kissing her hand lovingly before Wanda’s “I just feel you”
  • The cutest, most fluffiest, “I am completely in love with you” kiss
  • Quite literally being so head over heels, that they can’t stop holding hands and spending time together
  • “These two years, stealing moments to see if it could work, and it does, it works right?”
  • “Yeah ☺️, it works” (So can we get some flashbacks? Like their first kiss? The first time they met up after the Civil War fiasco? MARVEL I WILL PAY YOU!)
  • Vision wanting to do anything, even break his promise to tony, to stay with the love of his life
  • “We both made promises”, “But not to each other”
  • Wanda probably would have broken her promise to team cap to stay with Vision, the love of her life, if they weren’t so rudely interrupted
  • How protective Wanda is over injured Vision in combat
  • “We probably should’ve stayed in bed” -and people, we all know what they’ve probably done in bed
  • “Hands off” my man bitch ass motherfuckers 🙅🏽‍♀️
  • I don’t know why, but I love the image of Wanda flying with Vision
  • It was a small moment, but when they were falling through the skylights of the train station, he grabbed Wanda to cushion her fall and make sure he hit the glass first
  • Vision telling Wanda to leave him at the train station because he doesn’t want her getting hurt or killed
  • Vision loves touching Wanda’s face and loves her touching his face and I am not complaining
  • “You asked me to stay, so I stay”
  • Wanda willing to potentially die protecting Vision
  • Wanda never leaving Vision’s side from Edinburgh to Wakanda, until the battle got desperate and she needed to help
  • And then even after that, rushing right back to his side
  • Her refusing to destroy the stone, and then only doing it because Vision pleaded with her to do so
  • “It shouldn’t be you, but it is” -Vision literally trying to comfort Wanda before doing it, because he knows how much they love each other and he knows how much Wanda has already lost
  • “It’s okay, you could never hurt me”
  • Vision: “I just feel you”
  • Vision screaming in agonizing pain and Wanda having to watch every second of it with tears streaming down her face (ITS NOT OK)
  • Wanda actively destroying the man who is her soulmate, and who she has been deeply connected with, ever since he began dreaming in Age of Ultron
  • His last words being “I love you” (Kinda pissed they didn’t have Wanda say it back, but we all know she was thinking it)
  • Her having to kill the love of her life, and then watch him die again (ITS TOO FUCKED UP)
  • Her leaning over Vision’s lifeless body as she fades to dust.

So yeah, I’m still shook because of my OTP’s Greek tragedy, like Fuck. They’re literally the most pure and innocent avengers and they got the most shitstick situation out of all this. Emotionally compromised is not even an adequate description of myself after watching this movie

mamalaz:

Howard and Peggy travel to the future and meet the Avengers (Manip)

When Howard’s newest invention goes haywire in the middle of New York, both Peggy and Howard are thrown into the future. Peggy is surprised by how much she is loved. Howard is surprised by the opposite.

shinysoroka:

thorsbian:

Thor took groot as an elective which means growing up he was the rare combination of nerd and jock and idk why people are surprised i mean the boy talks astrophysics wirh bruce 7 phd’s banner like its nothing and when he drops down to earth which clique does he immediately join? Not shield!! Not the avengers!! Some podunk star scientists out in the middle of nowhere on an extended camping trip like!! Whilst loki was painting his nails to match his cufflinks, thor was studying foreign languages as he benchpressed heimdall. Thor isnt your garden variety jock he’s a bookworm jock, easily found stargazing or doodling in his moleskin journal

Loki: Why you would want to talk to sentient trees?
Thor: Why wouldn’t you? They are sentient trees!!