Luke Cage: Wanna get some coffee?
Steve Rogers: *same as Luke because apparently, coffee is the universal term for getting it on*
Leo Fitz: *compares sex to a black hole and says that she’s more beautiful than a robot*
pre-Daredevil Matt Murdock: You’re bored, I’m bored, let’s go have some irresponsible fun.
post-Daredevil Matt Murdock: Let’s just stand here in the rain and get you super wet so I can get a look at you. That came out wrong.
Mike Wheeler: *super awkward* You wanna go to the Snow Ball with me?
Jonathan Byers: LET’S GO MONSTER HUNTING BECAUSE MY BROTHER IS MISSING!
Jim Hopper: You were right. You were right all along. *insert what that problem was here*
King Ezekiel: *casually shows up at your place with his pet tiger and a pomegranate*
Rick Grimes: Here’s some breath mints because we ran out of toothpaste.
Anakin Skywalker: I hate sand, it gets everywhere.
Robb Stark: Girl, I’d break my vows and ruin the war effort for you.
Jon Snow: Girl, I’d break my vows and turn away from the Night’s Watch for you (jk, crows before hoes)
(EDIT!)
FN-2187/Finn: *panics* DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND?
Kylo Ren: GO ON A DATE WITH ME *smashes furniture*
Carl Grimes: Hey girl, wanna read some comics with me?