mirkwoodest:

In the ideal modern lotr au, all locations should have an eery, abandoned vibe (like they do in the books). The kind of locations you stumble over on a road trip and are haunted by for the rest of your life. 

Tom Bombadil’s house as an old tourist trap that hasn’t been altered since the 70s run by a too-friendly owner and his suspiciously beautiful wife. 

Weathertop as a giant factory that became redundant decades ago and was left to rot. 

Rivendell as a breathtakingly beautiful hotel that was fully booked every night in its heydey, but now is lucky to have more than two guests at a time. 

Moria as an abandoned subway system… but is it abandoned? 

Lothlórien as a fairytale themed amusement park built in the 50s that went out of business and was reclaimed by nature.  

…I could go on. 

tanoraqui:

mazarinedrake:

garrettauthor:

reeve-of-caerwyn:

tollers-and-jack:

alia-andreth:

absynthe–minded:

every time I see the words “Tolkien ripoff” in reference to fantasy I laugh, because while there’s a lot of Tolkien ripoff in worldbuilding it almost never crops up in plot or theme or characterization

like

where are my stories about the decay of the world from the glory of days gone by?

where’s the motif of limb loss?

where’s the longing for the return of something worth following?

where are the bloodthirsty oaths that tear sanity to shreds?

where are the evil spirits who try and destroy the gods with steampunk V-1 buzz bombs (looking at you, The Lost Road)?

where’s my continent-wide dialectical shift ending in massive arguments over the proper pronunciation of a name? where’s my family drama centered around sparkly rocks? where are my dragons the size of mountain ranges?

Tolkienesque Fantasy™: there’s a quest, the elves are bitchy, the dwarves drink a lot, farm boy hero.

Tolkien’s Actual Writing: absolute power corrupts absolutely, a little bit of power corrupts a little, to what extent are people responsible for their actions? does God/the gods really answer our prayers? and pacifistic undertones.

@reeve-of-caerwyn @oldshrewsburyian

Also actual Tolkien: The world is full of hope even in dark times. Kindness and friendship are what heroes are made of. Absolutely do not fuck with nature or you will regret it.

Also actual Tolkien: actual heroes are little people who band together because it is right, and because they must.

Actual Tolkien: write your spouse into the story as an Actual Demigoddess whose song can charm even the Big Bad and the Keeper of the Dead themselves. Write your best friend into the story as a longwinded shaggy tree who takes hours to get to the fucking point. 

Actual Tolkien: a true leader values peace rather than war, and is identified by their ability to heal rather than fight. We are all essentially shaped and guided by the past, what was done and what stories we know of it. We are part of that great ongoing story. Despair is the enemy; hope is never foolish. 

thraaaaaaaanduuuuuuuuiiiiiiiiil:

dwarrowdam-of-erebor:

innerartisanfan:

dwarrowdam-of-erebor:

The Green Dragon, Hobbiton, Matamata, New Zealand 2018

Please tell me there’s an actual restaurant in there

There is… and everyone get’s one drink for free

Also these days you can actually EAT in there if you go when they have a night-time banquet and tour, and…get ready for it…you can have YOUR WEDDING RECEPTION in there (after getting married in Hobbiton).