Tag: life

bootythug:

I can’t wait to go to Italy this summer so I can meet the Pope and propose some new ideas:

  1. Baptism water park
  2. Everybody gets a glass of wine instead of a sip
  3. Extreme Confessions (where you confess your sins and then have to battle with one of the priests in order to be forgiven)
  4. Buff Jesus
  5. Every choir song is replaced with “Smooth” by Carlos Santana
  6. A 15 min period where we try to summon Satan in order to defeat him once and for all

paper-mario-wiki:

nobody likes the “bad boys” who insult and degrade their partners while wearing pastel polos with popped collars, people like REAL bad boys who wear leather jackets and take a lot of care in how they shape their pompadour and carry around stiletto switchblades and care about their communities and ride a motorcycle and rebel against the government and says stuff like “NOBODY insults my gal” and gets in fistfights with dudes who catcall their girlfriends. THOSE bad boys are the guys everyone wants.

victoriousvocabulary:

CYNOSURE

[noun]

1. a person or thing that attracts notice, especially
because of its brilliance or beauty

2. something serving for guidance or direction.

Etymology: from
Middle French cynosure (16c.), from
Latin Cynosura, literally “dog’s
tail,” the constellation (now Ursa Minor) containing the North Star, the
focus of navigation, from Greek kynosoura,
literally “dog’s tail,” from kyon
(genitive kynos; see canine) + oura, “tail.”

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Original: Deer by Marta Deer

Source: victoriousvocabulary