you know how ppl wanted morgan freeman to narrate their life for a while? i think i want jeff goldblum to narrate mine just ‘she’s ahhhhh she’s kind of um she’s sitting there very quietly reading some uh ahahaha fanfiction and really, it’s great, it looks great, she’s feeling great i think she’s gonna uuhh scroll down a little bit more and see the hmm mmh yes action! ha, uh, yes.’
i love how in jurassic park the woman has a phd and cargo shorts is out there solving problems and digging her hands in dinosaur poop for science
but they still had to have a token sexy character so, instead of the usual screaming blonde with a torn shirt and tight shorts, we have him
the chaos “rock star” scientist who got a tiny bit bloody so he had to open his shirt all the way and rest his injured body in this very practical position
Most movies have just a random woman character who serves no real purpose but to be half dressed and sexy, but for a few wonderful brief years in the late 80′s early 90′s that person was Jeff Goldblum.
Please for the love of god, do not have a scene where Chris Pratt takes his shirt off. These films were never about any of that kind of shit, they’re in a class all their own..keep it that way..dont throw any modern sexual under passes in this damn film..we know he’s buff we dont need to see that shit. He plays a stone faced Raptor Handler..keep it that way.
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