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In the Afterlife

Spin-off to “All characters trapped in the soul stone”. Which is mine but on my main blog

Gamora: I really didn’t expect him to throw me of that cliff. I really didn’t.

Loki: I thought my father was bad but yours takes the cake hands down. And by the way how didn’t you see that coming-

Pietro: *running by*:That’s my line

Loki: Shut it!

Loki:… where was I? He needs to make a grand sacrifice and nobody is there expect you, how did that not ring a bell??

Gamora: Listen up, Mr, Chokey! He was still a father figure to me, no matter how messed up his parenting was.

Loki: That nickname was rude and unnecessary. My feelings are hurt and my heart is broken!

Vision: Just like your neck *smiles softly*

Loki *outrageously turns to Vision* I thought robots didn’t have a sense of humor

Vision: I thought gods put up more of a fight

Gamora: Oh my god. Please someone take me out again!

Loki: Look, the risk I took was calculated but something went wrong along the way… to be honest, it could have been worse.

Gamora: Your math was so bad you got your neck broken. How is that not the worst thing that could have happened?

Loki: Well for one, I didn’t get thrown off a cliff, which is nice..

Gamora: *rolls eyes*

Loki: Two, the absence of my brother means he survived, which is great. And three, despite your bad jokes, you are really nice company.

Vision: If I could blush, I would have blushed.

Silence

Loki: So Mr. Vision or “The Vision”? What is even your first name? “The” or “Vision”? I heard you were in a romantic relationship with a human girl. How does that feel considering you being a robot and her being a human? I am really curious

Vision: I’ll answer your question if you answer mine. How does it feel to be impregnated by horse?

Loki: I am not curious anymore

Vision: Thought so