julius caesar’s assassination was the last time everyone in a group project did their part
According to Eutropius, there were sixty senators present. According to Suetonius, Julius Caesar was stabbed twenty-three times, with only one of them being fatal.
TL;DR: At least thirty-seven senators slacked the fuck off and only one out of sixty put in any real effort. #groupwork
Tag: ides of march
caesar’s assassins drown him in the ocean on march 15th
the tides of march
instead of murdering caesar, caesar’s assassins just give him a very stern talking to on march 15th
the chides of march
caesar’s assassins don’t succeed in killing him on march 15th, but their wives do
the brides of march
Caesar overpowers the assasins and escapes in their chariot.
The rides of march.
Caesar’s Assassins just inflict brutal sarcasm on him.
The snides of March.
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