Never mind the “Who shot first?” stuff; THIS is the defining moment of the Han Solo character:

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Everyone else was just like: “Oh, fuck: It’s Vader!” and standing around in shock and terror when Vader was revealed. Even Chewie.

Most people, I suspect, would have that reaction. 

Meanwhile, Han’s first reaction, instinctively, in less than a second, was to grab a gun and try to flat-out end the guy.

He failed, of course. But God Damn if you can’t appreciate the effort. 

Also, he grabs his girl’s hand. Not only is he going to end Vader, he’s going to do so while reassuring the woman he loves that this monster who tortured her won’t hurt her again as long as he’s there to do something about it.

The point of this scene:

Han was nothing to Vader. Not really. Han was just a normal, average guy. Vader didn’t think too much of him. 

“I have superpowers; you don’t!”

But then: doesn’t Han show more love, affection, guts and courage in this moment than any Jedi warrior ever could? 

Thus, Vader is shown up.

Attempting to kill an evil wizard with a regular gun is one of the most Han Solo things ever. I don’t think most people would even bother trying, because you can’t just shoot Darth Vader, right? Of course not. But Han’s gonna goddamn try it anyway.

Yeah, basically’ Han tried.

Sometimes that’s all you can ever ask of someone. 

Just one of many reasons I love this man

With Han, you never have to wonder, “Why didn’t he just shoot them?” Whenever you’d think that, he shoots them.

Han Solo is a practical soul and if he’s got the chance to just shoot them he’s gonna take it

#ironically this turned into a thesis on why han probably shot first

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#DO YOU LIKE ME DO YOU LIKE ME DO YOU LIKE ME – han solo

#I’VE REBLOGGED THIS BEFORE BUT #*LITERALLY* HAN IS EXPERIENCING EVERY HUMAN EMOTION IN THE SPAN OF FIVE MILLISECONDS AS HE WAITS WITH BAITED BREATH #FOR LEIA’S REPLY #AND WHEN SHE DOESN’T REALLY SAY ANYTHING #LIKE ANYTHING AT ALL #BECAUSE LEIA IS EXPERIENCING TIME AND SPACE LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN AND NOT WHATEVER FUGUE STATE HAN HAS ENTERED #HAN THEN EXPERIENCES ANOTHER FULL SPECTRUM OF EMOTION #ENDING WITH ‘I’LL HIDE MY CRUSHING SADNESS WITH A JERKISH DEVIL-MAY-CARE ATTITUDE’ #MEANWHILE LEIA FINISHED BLINKING AND NOW IS LEFT WITH THE NEARLY INSURMOUNTABLE TASK OF DECIPHERING WTF JUST HAPPENED #star wars (via watertribegirl)

It’s rather chilling to consider that one of the most indelible images in the Star Wars saga is its heroine silenced, stripped down, and in chains. I know a lot of men have positive feelings about this particular costume — in fact there’s an entire episode of the popular sitcom Friends that’s devoted to it — which is why it’s kind of hilariously ironic that Han Solo was blind during these scenes. That is, the one man who is romantically attached to Leia is the one man who never saw her in the golden bikini. Which means Han Solo is more attracted to a mouthy space age shield maiden than he is to a tight female body on display. In fact, if I could be so bold, I would suggest that Han Solo would be more turned on hearing about how Leia strangled Jabba the Hutt to death — using nothing but the chain that enslaved her — than he would be hearing about how his sworn enemy turned the woman he loved into a tawdry plaything.

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laralaralara:

#DO YOU LIKE ME DO YOU LIKE ME DO YOU LIKE ME – han solo

#I’VE REBLOGGED THIS BEFORE BUT #*LITERALLY* HAN IS EXPERIENCING EVERY HUMAN EMOTION IN THE SPAN OF FIVE MILLISECONDS AS HE WAITS WITH BAITED BREATH #FOR LEIA’S REPLY #AND WHEN SHE DOESN’T REALLY SAY ANYTHING #LIKE ANYTHING AT ALL #BECAUSE LEIA IS EXPERIENCING TIME AND SPACE LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN AND NOT WHATEVER FUGUE STATE HAN HAS ENTERED #HAN THEN EXPERIENCES ANOTHER FULL SPECTRUM OF EMOTION #ENDING WITH ‘I’LL HIDE MY CRUSHING SADNESS WITH A JERKISH DEVIL-MAY-CARE ATTITUDE’ #MEANWHILE LEIA FINISHED BLINKING AND NOW IS LEFT WITH THE NEARLY INSURMOUNTABLE TASK OF DECIPHERING WTF JUST HAPPENED #star wars (via watertribegirl)

Yeah that does not at all remind me of someone…

Sorry, but in my head they never broke up.