But that was just stupid, like something Sansa might dream.
(Anonymous requested: Henry Cavill as older Gendry and Kristen Stewart as older Arya)
Tag: game of thrones
Somewhere in the great stone maze of Winterfell, A WOLF HOWLED.
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My top three feminist exploitations of male-default language:
1. “Valar morghulis. All men must die.” “Yes, but we are not men.” – Daenerys, Game of Thrones
2. “No man can kill me!” “I am no man!!!!” – Eowyn, LotR: Return of the King
3. “God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs.” “Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth.” – Dr. Ellie Sattler, Jurassic Park
How fictional men flirt
Luke Cage: Wanna get some coffee?
Steve Rogers: *same as Luke because apparently, coffee is the universal term for getting it on*
Leo Fitz: *compares sex to a black hole and says that she’s more beautiful than a robot*
pre-Daredevil Matt Murdock: You’re bored, I’m bored, let’s go have some irresponsible fun.
post-Daredevil Matt Murdock: Let’s just stand here in the rain and get you super wet so I can get a look at you. That came out wrong.
Mike Wheeler: *super awkward* You wanna go to the Snow Ball with me?
Jonathan Byers: LET’S GO MONSTER HUNTING BECAUSE MY BROTHER IS MISSING!
Jim Hopper: You were right. You were right all along. *insert what that problem was here*
King Ezekiel: *casually shows up at your place with his pet tiger and a pomegranate*
Rick Grimes: Here’s some breath mints because we ran out of toothpaste.
Anakin Skywalker: I hate sand, it gets everywhere.
Robb Stark: Girl, I’d break my vows and ruin the war effort for you.
Jon Snow: Girl, I’d break my vows and turn away from the Night’s Watch for you (jk, crows before hoes)
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FN-2187/Finn: *panics* DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND?
Kylo Ren: GO ON A DATE WITH ME *smashes furniture*
Carl Grimes: Hey girl, wanna read some comics with me?
I hate hate HATE all those 2edgy 4me theories about kids shows. Like Angelica dreaming up the rugrats, or the ed, edd, and eddy children being ghosts, or literally anything that takes a lighthearted and fun kids show and has to turn it into some tragic take of rape or murder or misinformed mental illness.
So you know what? From now on I’m gonna do the exact opposite. Every cool grim-dark show is now because of a bunch of children. To get us started:
Game of Thrones: A middle-school DnD campaign with the most angry, vindictive DM who has promised to kill everyone’s player characters (and their family) by the end.
The Walking Dead is actually a bunch of kids playing zombie apocalypse in their neighborhood and every time someone “dies,” it’s because their parents called them home for supper.
American Horror Story: A group of highschoolers stuck in detention together each trying to outdo each other with their most gruesome guess for the plot of that summer’s blockbuster. Even those who profess to not like horror have a
seasonstoryline to suggest. There is a meta-plot about the group finding themselves and learning the true meaning of friendship.(Incidentally, Criminal Minds is a group of psych & sociology undergrads’ weekly game of drunken Whodunit.)
Daenerys for Queen of Westeros
Sansa for Warden of the North
Yara for Salt Queen
Margaery for Warden of the South
Brienne for Lord Commander of the Queensgard
Day 6: Favorite AU – H O U S E M A R T E L L
“’Unbowed, unbent, unbroken’. The words of House Martell. A promise to our enemies, and a challenge to our lovers.“
House Martell of Sunspear is one of the Great Houses of Westeros. It rules the peninsula of Dorne in the far south of the continent. It’s sigil is a red sun pierced by a golden spear, on an orange field.
Only the Dornish managed to resist Aegon Targaryen and his dragons, being the only one of the Seven Kingdoms to retain it’s independence. The Dornish are considered a passionate and fiery people, with more relaxed views on sexual morality than other parts of Westeros. The rulers of Dorne style themselves “Prince” rather than “Lord” and inheritance always passes to the eldest child regardless of gender, in contrast to the male-favoring primogeniture practiced elsewhere in Westeros.
Secondly, and most important, rape has consequences for the victims that are explored extensively in Spartacus. In one case, a character spends an entire season regaining their agency and, oh, it’s a glorious scene when she finally confronts her tormentor and wins. In the case of Crixus, who is being used as a sex toy and stud by his mistress, his lack of consent is made clear, as is his frustration at his failure to prevent what’s happening, though he, of course, has no way to fight back because he’s a slave.
He, too, is damaged, and he, too, is allowed to confront and triumph over his tormentor.
Spartacus isn’t a show that uses rape to shock viewers. It’s a show interested in the abuse of power, how that abuse destroys the psyche of those who suffer under it, and how the victims take back their power or sometimes crumble underneath it. It also explores the mistakes people make as a result of being damaged. Good people do bad things and sometimes bad people do something good.
These are complex characters.
Game of Thrones seems to be only showing abuse of women (and one man) to prove that, yes, it’s a violent and scary world and people die at any time. It’s not at all interested in showing us recovery from abuse, save in one case (Dany), so much as using women’s nude bodies to horrify or titillate viewers. This is the show that created a character, Ros, whose sole purpose was to be naked, be used for sex, and then tortured to death to prove how evil Joffrey was even though we already knew that. Heck, Ros even died off-screen. We’ve no idea how she felt.







