The original Addams family comics were the fattest mood
Tag: funny
Where the fuck is everyone? It’s always just you and negasonic teenage longest name ever??
GET BACK HERE YOUNG MAN
THE PAW THROUGH THE WIRE
Struggles of being an alto
Soprano roles: innocent and alive by the end of the show, sweet pure cinnamon bun, finds true love.
Alto roles: literal devil, can legally only sing about sex and things unsuitable for a 16 year old alto to sing at auditions. Dies in show. Never finds love bc of slightly lower voice.
Batman: stop right there!
Catwoman: shit..*unzips catsuit an extra 6 inches* *turns around*
Batman:
Catwoman:
Batman: ….um…stealing is bad please return that
Catwoman: hmmm…. no.
Batman: alright have a nice day also would you like to get dinner sometime
Killmonger’s guardian in 1994 about to make the worst mistake of their life: are you excited to see “the lion king,” Erik?
