What was it you were hoping I’d bring to the table – quiet obedience? No. I bring the storm, I bring chaos and your imminent destruction. You made a mistake.
shapeshifting is the best super power because you can have any haircut any time you want, you can turn into a hotter version of yourself, you can turn into a dragon, you can turn into a robot, you can turn into a shambling mound of abstract shapes and sulk outside your estranged father’s house at night while chanting ominously about his sins,
Halloween IV takes place during the same time as The Golden Girls.
The Golden Girls, S4E45, “The Visit of Michael Myers”
Sophia wants to celebrate Halloween (“an American tradition we didn’t have in Sicily”), and so the girls go to see Halloween (1978) at the movies just a few days before Halloween night. Over the next few days, Rose slowly convinces Blanche that Michael Myers might escape and eliminate anyone who knows his story. In a frenzied panic, Rose and Blanche mount an armed defense using Big Daddy’s old shotgun. They almost shoot Dorothy, who comes home late after working with a tutoring group afterschool. She tells them that there is no such person as Michael Myers and that they might’ve killed someone with that shotgun of theirs. Blanche puts the gun away and the girls start to have a good laugh.
Suddenly, the lights go out. A shadow looms up on the wall—Michael Myers and his knife. He slowly turns and raises his knife on Dorothy, and all three girls shout and run and lock themselves in Blanche’s bedroom. Then they hear a laugh, and a familiar voice calls out, “You all woulda never lasted a minute in Sicily!”
julius caesar’s assassination was the last time everyone in a group project did their part
According to Eutropius, there were sixty senators present. According to Suetonius, Julius Caesar was stabbed twenty-three times, with only one of them being fatal.
TL;DR: At least thirty-seven senators slacked the fuck off and only one out of sixty put in any real effort. #groupwork
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