Tag: funny

leepacey:

leepacey:

[ on success ] I’ve only ever really been in shows of friends, so I don’t know exactly what happened. I think I’m incredibly cheap to hire. That can buy some traction. I’m as cheap as it’s possible for an actor to be legally.

#i love how MEAN he is sometimes #but he’s so cute and says it in such a flat way #people just laugh it off #but he’s so BITING #like the ‘it’s a hell of a medical form’ one #he might as well have said #‘stop describing myself to me as if i’m some kind of oddity you motherfucker’ #but instead he’s sarcastic about it in just the right way #GOD #he’s so motherfucking smart and ruthless and i love him #richard ayoade (x)

Source: leepacey

Writer’s Problems

talisren-writing:

  • i really like this scene i wrote but it’s completely useless
  • who the hell is this guy
  • Wait how should I end this – hmm, maybe death
  • I have no idea what i’m doing but it’s going great
  • tOO MANY CHARACTERS
  • I wasn’t planning to have this much angst
  • that person wasn’t supposed to die, but it just happened
  • Let’s start another story even though I have 38749823 incomplete ones
  • Which doc is my most recent one, “Script 17.0″ or “staph and thangs”?
  • I need a plot twist *throws dart* Alright, he’s gonna die
  • I just reread that section and I want to peel out my eyes
  • oh god how did i write one page in three hours
  • what do I do with all these plot holes
  • This character should die but I love them too much
  • [after writing 100 pages] Fuck this nonsense, I’m starting over

me reclining in diamonds and a black velvet dress with a slit up the side on a red velvet couch covered in silk handkerchiefs with a crystal glass full of the finest liquor in one hand and the other thrown over my eyes in elegant anguish: i’m sick