Tag: funny

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

strangely-normal:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

peppersheart:

alittlebiteverything:

i’m 101% sure that this entire line was improv and tom couldn’t help it

“Yeah, that was basically, we did about six different versions of that story, and that was just us standing around while the cameras were rolling and I would just feed them lines and feed Chris ideas for stories. I’d say, “Do another one, in this one say: ‘I was walking through a field, and I saw a lovey Turkish rug in the middle of the grass, and I love Turkish rugs, so I went to stand on it, and it was Loki, and he turned back into Loki and there was a hole and I fell through the hole was was impaled on a whole lot of spikes.’” So we did versions of that, and the one with the snake just ended up being the one we used.”

—Taika Waititi, Empire Magazine Podcast, 6/11/17, 00:23:25 (x)

AMAZING

I choose to beliee every version of this story is true

and is just a different tale of when Loki turned into something ridiculous

and tried to murder his brother

I don’t know what makes this funnier, the idea that Loki kept trying the same prank, or that Thor kept falling for it.

Thor: OH LOOK A PUPPY

Loki: WAAAAUUUGGGHHHHH

Thor: OH NO IT’S YOU AGAIN!

Source: alittlebiteverything

How to Flirt: Shakespeare Edition

skeleton-richard:

malvoliowithin:

  • Crossdress and become their servant
  • SHITTY LOVE POEMS ALL OVER THE FUCKING WOODS. SHITTY LOVE POEMS EVERYWHERE
  • Crash their dad’s party and idk kiss them a little and then break into their backyard like a weirdo
  • Attempt to learn French. Admit you don’t know French. 
  • Become king. Threaten to steal their land
  • Get your goblin friend to make them fall in love with a donkey and then break the curse you’re welcome
  • Chess
  • Pretend to die for fifteen years and then turn into a statue and reincarnate
  • Kill their spouse, father, father in law, and then show up at a funeral and blame them for being too hot
  • Imprison their brother for a petty crime and threaten to kill him
  • Tell stories about your brave deeds. Also, handkerchiefs.
  • Play “find the box with my portrait in it”
  • Yellow cross gartered stockings
  • Have their uncle flirt with them for you heck yeah
  • Start shit with the Pope so you can get a divorce
  • Save the king from illness with your Mad Doctoring Skills and then get him to force them to marry you
  • Act like Russians
  • Pretend to be jewelry and sneak into their bedroom like a creep
  • Kill Claudio
  • Tell her you don’t love her or care about her
  • D A T E Y O U R H O R S E