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airyairyquitecontrary:

embyrr922:

turn on your sound for the love of god listen to this little goblin

do you ever think about the fact that they’re actually all this wrinkly and baggy, it just doesn’t show on the furry ones?

bitter-badfem-harpy:

pollydoodles:

lolhistoryposts:

blerdityreblogged:

abotl:

txwatson:

gulag-nietzschean:

I LEARNED RECENTLY THAT PLATO WON THE GOLD MEDAL IN THE OLYMPICS FOR WRESTLING THREE TIMES. THIS PUTS A NEW PERSPECTIVE ON THINGS. I ALWAYS IMAGINED PLATO TO BE FRAIL AND MISSHAPEN BUT HE MUST HAVE BEEN FRICKEN RIPPED. I WONDER IF ARISTOTLE EVER FELT ANXIETY ABOUT GETTING PHYSICALLY (I.E. NOT JUST METAPHYSICALLY) DISMANTLED BY PLATO. PLATO WAS PROBABLY PISSED OFF BY AT LEAST A HANDFUL OF QUESTIONS ARISTOTLE ASKED HIM. ARISTOTLE WAS A LITERAL GENIUS TOO. IMAGINE PLATO LECTURING AND WRITING ON A BLACKBOARD AND ARISTOTLE THROWING A COMMENT OUT THERE ABOUT SOME COMPLEX MISSTEP IN PLATO’S LOGIC AND PLATO’S CHALK JUST SNAPS AND ARISTOTLE’S TESTICLES SUCK WAY BACK UP TO WHERE THEY DROPPED FROM, THEN PLATO IN A BLUR APPEARS BESIDE ARISTOTLE SITTING AT HIS DESK AND HE PICKS HIM UP AND SUPLEXES HIS MACEDONIAN ASS.

given the content of a lot of Plato’s conclusions I wouldn’t be surprised to learn that Plato responded to a lot of reasonable criticisms with “Fight me” and that was the end of it.

We’re not actually sure whether Plato is his real name! Some people speculate that, because Platon means “broad” in Greek, this was actually his wrestling nick name. Basically, it’s like Dwayne Johnson became a famous philosopher and everyone still called him “The Rock”.

More and more I wish we kind of had time traveling capabilities.

Now I can’t stop thinking about Plato looking like The Rock

Now I can’t stop thinking about a film where The Rock plays Plato.

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE CAVE

I googled this and yes and so cool.

plaidshirtsisko:

DS9 was a show in which:

  • Sisko suddenly yelled loudly when no one was expecting it
  • Odo’s most frequent line was basically “harumph”
  • We all fell madly in love with Kira
  • Bashir paid Jake and Nog to steal his stuffed bear back from his ex
  • Jadzia informed us the spots go all the way down
  • Garak was just a plain and simple tailor
  • “QUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK………”
  • Lwaxana made being horny an airborne disease
  • O’Brien sighed a lot
  • Moogie wasn’t having any of that sexist bullshit
  • Worf lived on the Defiant because socializing sucks
  • A little ship took a little trip
  • Sisko, Kira, Jadzia, and Bashir got trapped in a game in Quark’s bar
  • DABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  • The moonlight was pale and the stars were far beyond
  • Rom organized a labor revolt
  • Nog told Jake he didn’t like his fanfiction
  • Dukat got a massive splinter in his ass and Kira pulled it out
  • Quark explained a spreadsheet to the Klingon high council
  • Sisko and Jadzia threw tribbles at Kirk
  • Nog put oatmeal in a bucket, said it was Odo, and threw it at Jake
  • Morn drank much, spoke none

artemis69:

aaron2point0:

ekjohnston:

derinthemadscientist:

writing-prompt-s:

Four roommates are extraterrestrials who have taken human form in the hopes of learning about Earth’s culture. Unfortunately, each alien is from a different planet and believes the other three are normal humans.

I would read this

OH MY GOD

Starring Jack Black, The Rock, Jeff Goldblum and Taika Waititi 

And Mads Mikkelsen, the human neighbour that is weird enough that all the aliens think he’s an alien too.