jvlianbashir:

writerproblem193:

jvlianbashir:

watching regular starfleet people try to adjust to how things work on ds9 is so funny. worf shows up and nearly has a conniption because yOU GUYS KNOW THIS GUY IS ENGAGING IN CRIMINAL ACTIVITIES, WHY ARE YOU JUST LETTING IT HAPPEN. and literally everyone, security chief included, is like “lol that’s just quark”

#and how do we handle it here? shapeshift into his illegal merchandise of course! it’s so simple 🙂#periodically lizard booby traps affect the whole station#starfleet higher ups try to tell sisko to do something and he’s like ‘lol no.’ or ‘sorry as the messiah of the locals I can’t do that’#it’s an open secret that their doctor is Illegal.#and the nice guy who hems pants use to be an assassin spy for the enemy but it’s whatever we keep him around for shits n giggles and advice#outgoing transmission#deep space 9#ds9 (@jvlianbashir)

quark: sometimes you gotta lick the furniture just in case our security chief is a chair leg

some poor ensign who just wanted a drink while his ship was docked:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

remindmeofthe:

siriuslyblack:

You know that part in movies where the main character turns on their car radio and the song that’s playing slowly fades in and becomes the movies background music? I like that

I love the opposite, where the background music is seemingly just background music until the cut to someone turning off the radio and the music abruptly cuts off.

The first one is called the Diegetic Switch. The second one is the Left the Background Music On trope which is more fun and full of comedic potential