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I long for the alternate timeline where Erik is the murder cousin they don’t let talk at state dinners.
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I don’t know what’s funnier.. the baby elephant chasing the birds, or when he fell and ran to his mom xD
Elephants are too pure for this world
I love the mums reaction like “I know what’s coming”
I agree john mulaney is probably an immortal akin to beings such as keanu reeves and jeff goldblum but he’s like a new born baby immortal who is looking at the long long expanse of a lifetime he has in front of him and is already tired
jeff golblum is thousands of years old and loving it. john mulaney was born in 1901 and ever since 1924 it’s gone downhill for him
So to be clear, the immortal timeline seems to be:
John Mulaney – early 20th century
Eric Andre – Probably 17th century or so.
Taika Waititi – Elizabethan age, probably hung out with Shakespeare
Keanu Reeves – We think sometime around Alexander the Great, but he seems to have just sprung up fully formed.
Jeff Goldblum – 100% Biblical times, may or may not be King Solomon.
Tommy Wiseau – Indeterminate, may be the first Homo Sapiens.
Florence Welch – 100 BCE celtic queen, probably told Julius Caesar to fuck off at some point
Timmy was always a bit different from the other ostriches
I love him


