raincityruckus:

la-plus-heureuse:

say what you want, but this shit was better than the scene in legally blonde when elle wins her case

elle and jake wouldn’t make it a competition, they’d want us to appreciate the other for doing a darn good job.

They would totally high five after this.

marveling-left-and-right:

In the Afterlife

Spin-off to “All characters trapped in the soul stone”. Which is mine but on my main blog

Gamora: I really didn’t expect him to throw me of that cliff. I really didn’t.

Loki: I thought my father was bad but yours takes the cake hands down. And by the way how didn’t you see that coming-

Pietro: *running by*:That’s my line

Loki: Shut it!

Loki:… where was I? He needs to make a grand sacrifice and nobody is there expect you, how did that not ring a bell??

Gamora: Listen up, Mr, Chokey! He was still a father figure to me, no matter how messed up his parenting was.

Loki: That nickname was rude and unnecessary. My feelings are hurt and my heart is broken!

Vision: Just like your neck *smiles softly*

Loki *outrageously turns to Vision* I thought robots didn’t have a sense of humor

Vision: I thought gods put up more of a fight

Gamora: Oh my god. Please someone take me out again!

Loki: Look, the risk I took was calculated but something went wrong along the way… to be honest, it could have been worse.

Gamora: Your math was so bad you got your neck broken. How is that not the worst thing that could have happened?

Loki: Well for one, I didn’t get thrown off a cliff, which is nice..

Gamora: *rolls eyes*

Loki: Two, the absence of my brother means he survived, which is great. And three, despite your bad jokes, you are really nice company.

Vision: If I could blush, I would have blushed.

Silence

Loki: So Mr. Vision or “The Vision”? What is even your first name? “The” or “Vision”? I heard you were in a romantic relationship with a human girl. How does that feel considering you being a robot and her being a human? I am really curious

Vision: I’ll answer your question if you answer mine. How does it feel to be impregnated by horse?

Loki: I am not curious anymore

Vision: Thought so

missmargaretcarter:

Marvel: Taika, since you’re new, let’s go over how a Thor movie should go: Thor is the god of thunder

Taika: Right…

Marvel: He uses a hammer.

Taika: Don’t need it.

Marvel: Umm, he has long, Viking-esque hair.

Taika: Chris looks better with short hair.

Marvel: Sure, but Thor wears a long red cape.

Taika: Single shoulder capes are more my aesthetic.

Marvel: Well you’ll have to keep his friends, the Warriors Three…

Taika: They’re already dead.

Marvel: No, well, ok, but his father, Odin…

Taika: Don’t need him.

Marvel: …is the king of Asgard.

Taika: As-what? Get rid of it.

Marvel: And his adopted brother Loki is always the villain.

Taika: That little shit? He’s just an over dramatic theatre nerd.

Marvel: Ugh, well Thor has…two eyes?

Taika: Who needs two eyes?

Marvel: Why did we-

Taika: You love me.

meisahugedork:

burdenedwithgloriousnerdiness:

trickerydickerydock:

i-am-diana:

odin: hey…. uh… loki…… son… why are you wearing… black and green….?

loki: i dunno i guess it just felt right

odin, nervously: o-oh???? :)))

loki: Look father I made myself a helmet with horns!

odin, sweating under the eye patch: good good that’s great good :)))))))

loki: Look father, mother taught me how to conjure up twin daggers from nowhere!

odin, slowly backing away from loki: uh…yeah son that’s great…reaalllly good keep it up haha…  :))))))))))))

Omg I love this