ghostcat3000:

james-nat:

Would you keep your shit together?

THIS EPISODE WAS THE GREATEST BECAUSE IT PLAYED LIKE MY DREAM MATT x ELEKTRA FANFIC

Elektra nonchalantly tells Matt to strip in a car and put on a tux ‘cause we’re going to a gala dahling  and when he takes off his shirt, she checks him out and you can totally, hilariously, see her thought process: there he is, looking tight, I’d still hit it, I could totally hit it, shit I said no-sex right, hmm, maybe I can get him to play my pretend boyfriend tonight, ya know, for the mission, and least cop a feel. Cue tiny smile.

Then the two of them looking dead ass fancy strut into some gala and just fuck shit up. Shenanigans! Outfits! Spilled drinks! Beatdowns! Slinking around like Mr. and Mrs. Smith!

Matt is transparently being a dick to her because he finds her just as hot as ever.

Elektra is turned on by Matt’s everything. She is so impressed by his shadiness level, she keeps smiling at him with her eyes.

Their competency and efficiency as a team turns me on, okay? I would happily watch any number of episodes that just feature them on missions being fucking baller.

Elektra rips up her dress to move better. (YASSS)

And then, and then, they’re about to caught and they MAKE OUT AS PART OF THEIR COVER.

I REPEAT. THEY ARE FULL-ON MOANING AND DRY HUMPING BEHIND A CLOSED DOOR AS A COVER. 

And you know they’re totally, legit going for it because they are method as fuck. At least that’s what Matt tells himself.

Then they walk out and Elektra is so convincing as a drunk who was just caught fucking in a boardroom, shoes in hand, laughing like a loon, even Matt’s like settle down.

When they get back in the car they are back to being all business. SUPER business. And for some reason this is the hottest thing of all.

They look and sound so good together, I can’t.

This was my favorite episode of the entire season and I have no shame.