Tag: ds9
watching regular starfleet people try to adjust to how things work on ds9 is so funny. worf shows up and nearly has a conniption because yOU GUYS KNOW THIS GUY IS ENGAGING IN CRIMINAL ACTIVITIES, WHY ARE YOU JUST LETTING IT HAPPEN. and literally everyone, security chief included, is like “lol that’s just quark”
#and how do we handle it here? shapeshift into his illegal merchandise of course! it’s so simple 🙂#periodically lizard booby traps affect the whole station#starfleet higher ups try to tell sisko to do something and he’s like ‘lol no.’ or ‘sorry as the messiah of the locals I can’t do that’#it’s an open secret that their doctor is Illegal.#and the nice guy who hems pants use to be an assassin spy for the enemy but it’s whatever we keep him around for shits n giggles and advice#outgoing transmission#deep space 9#ds9 (@jvlianbashir)
quark: sometimes you gotta lick the furniture just in case our security chief is a chair leg
some poor ensign who just wanted a drink while his ship was docked:
I love Nog!!!!
You do realize that according to Klingon tradition… According to tradition, we have to get married.
But as you keep insisting, you are not a traditional woman.
The truth is, Worf, at heart you’re not much of a traditional man.
﴾Star Trek: Deep Space Nine﴿
“I do not smirk. But if I did, now would be the opportune time to do so.”
I loved when she brought out the humorous side of him.
STAR TRAK
Kirk: I’m just gonna go ahead and do it
Picard: wait let’s talk about this
Sisko: *fires torpedoes*
Janeway: we just want to go home
Archer: we have no idea what we’re doing
AOS!Kirk: [distant screaming]
DS9 was a show in which:
- Sisko suddenly yelled loudly when no one was expecting it
- Odo’s most frequent line was basically “harumph”
- We all fell madly in love with Kira
- Bashir paid Jake and Nog to steal his stuffed bear back from his ex
- Jadzia informed us the spots go all the way down
- Garak was just a plain and simple tailor
- “QUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK………”
- Lwaxana made being horny an airborne disease
- O’Brien sighed a lot
- Moogie wasn’t having any of that sexist bullshit
- Worf lived on the Defiant because socializing sucks
- A little ship took a little trip
- Sisko, Kira, Jadzia, and Bashir got trapped in a game in Quark’s bar
- DABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
- The moonlight was pale and the stars were far beyond
- Rom organized a labor revolt
- Nog told Jake he didn’t like his fanfiction
- Dukat got a massive splinter in his ass and Kira pulled it out
- Quark explained a spreadsheet to the Klingon high council
- Sisko and Jadzia threw tribbles at Kirk
- Nog put oatmeal in a bucket, said it was Odo, and threw it at Jake
- Morn drank much, spoke none
As you invited us to add to this list, how about
- Lions! Gigers! Bears!
- Kill Worf
- Quark leaving a dead Vorta walking into a bulkhead on Empok Nor
- Using baseball to explain linear existence
- Death to the opposition
- Nog’s dance at Jadzia’s bachelorette party
- Worf keeping Garak on a chain but telling Garak he’s not his type
- Kira beating the crap out of just about everybody
- Ezri faking static noises
- Julian asking O’Brien if he wants him to go play with him
- Worf declaring he’ll be far, far away from DS9 when Keiko gives birth
- Sisko, Kira, and Dax being delighted over Odo spending the night with someone while Worf is Mr. Grumpy in the background
Reblogging for additions.
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