đĽDragons: easily excited and likes being the centre of attention, warm heart and friendly to everyone, secretly holds grudges, likes adrenaline rushes
đFaeries: loves floral scents, often loses track of time by being in the clouds too much, sings along to the radio, gets sad when they think about their past
đ¸Nymphs: dancers, loves being in the middle of nature, easily infatuated by love, knows a lot of flower species, sleepy most of the time, likes routine
đMermaids: emotional but a bit detached, calmed by solitude, acts naĂŻve but knows everything, secretive about true feelings, good at reading people
đAngels: loves strawberries & literature, canât stop admiring beautiful people, avoids conflict, blushes a lot when they get embarrassed, smiles easily, caring
đElves: eloquent speakers or thinkers, constant sarcastic internal monologue, very competitive but they donât show it, acts cold but are secretly soft
đĽDragons: easily excited and likes being the centre of attention, warm heart and friendly to everyone, secretly holds grudges, likes adrenaline rushes
đFaeries: loves floral scents, often loses track of time by being in the clouds too much, sings along to the radio, gets sad when they think about their past
đ¸Nymphs: dancers, loves being in the middle of nature, easily infatuated by love, knows a lot of flower species, sleepy most of the time, likes routine
đMermaids: emotional but a bit detached, calmed by solitude, acts naĂŻve but knows everything, secretive about true feelings, good at reading people
đAngels: loves strawberries & literature, canât stop admiring beautiful people, avoids conflict, blushes a lot when they get embarrassed, smiles easily, caring
đElves: eloquent speakers or thinkers, constant sarcastic internal monologue, very competitive but they donât show it, acts cold but are secretly soft
The Queen has requested that everybody with a knighthood attend a meeting at Windsor Castle. Speaking to the sizeable crowd of ageing actors and retired musicians, she explains why – The dragons are back, and she expects that every knight will do his duty.
Everyone turns and looks at Ian McKellen.
âOh Christ,â he says. âIf only Christopher Lee were still here. Then we might have a chance.â
âOh, for fuckâs sake. Stand aside, you lot!â
The crowd of knights parts, revealing Dames Maggie Smith, Judy Dench and Helen Mirren, all of whom are dressed in leather and ready to fuck shit up.
âHonestly, Ian,â Maggie Smith mutters. âReally.âÂ
As the Dames stride past a suitably chastened Ian McKellen, Michael Gambon produces a folding chair, a hip flask and an immensely pleased expression.
âTold you,â he says, taking a seat. âDid anyone bring any biscuits?âÂ
Science side of Tumblr: how can dragons breathe fire?
There are three variants of dragons. One of them possesses a gland that produces a liquid, which spontaneously combusts when coming into contact with oxygen. Some phosphorus compounds could do that for example.
The second one possesses two glands instead, which produce so-called hypergolic propellants, fluids that ignite when they come into contact with one another.
The third kind stores the methane bacteria in their stomach produce, and expells it when breathing fire. In their mouth thereâs a piezoelectric crystal, which is a substance that produces a spark when placed under mechanical stress and could thus serve to ignite the methane gas.
I always approve of ladies having a chill time with dragons. Who needs to be a damsel in distress?
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Art source: Dragon Resting Its Head On The Lap Of A Woman – R. Leinweber (1912)
I love this picture because the body language (human and draconic) reminds me so much of when the dog decides she really, really needs to be at least half in my lap while Iâm chilling with my computer.
Like, the dragon is all I adore you so much please pet behind my ears please and the lady is just sigh fine you always do this and I was going to get up for a glass of water but I guess I kind of love you too.
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