Tag: deep space nine

jvlianbashir:

writerproblem193:

jvlianbashir:

watching regular starfleet people try to adjust to how things work on ds9 is so funny. worf shows up and nearly has a conniption because yOU GUYS KNOW THIS GUY IS ENGAGING IN CRIMINAL ACTIVITIES, WHY ARE YOU JUST LETTING IT HAPPEN. and literally everyone, security chief included, is like “lol that’s just quark”

#and how do we handle it here? shapeshift into his illegal merchandise of course! it’s so simple 🙂#periodically lizard booby traps affect the whole station#starfleet higher ups try to tell sisko to do something and he’s like ‘lol no.’ or ‘sorry as the messiah of the locals I can’t do that’#it’s an open secret that their doctor is Illegal.#and the nice guy who hems pants use to be an assassin spy for the enemy but it’s whatever we keep him around for shits n giggles and advice#outgoing transmission#deep space 9#ds9 (@jvlianbashir)

quark: sometimes you gotta lick the furniture just in case our security chief is a chair leg

some poor ensign who just wanted a drink while his ship was docked: