Tag: comics

missmargaretcarter:

Marvel: Taika, since you’re new, let’s go over how a Thor movie should go: Thor is the god of thunder

Taika: Right…

Marvel: He uses a hammer.

Taika: Don’t need it.

Marvel: Umm, he has long, Viking-esque hair.

Taika: Chris looks better with short hair.

Marvel: Sure, but Thor wears a long red cape.

Taika: Single shoulder capes are more my aesthetic.

Marvel: Well you’ll have to keep his friends, the Warriors Three…

Taika: They’re already dead.

Marvel: No, well, ok, but his father, Odin…

Taika: Don’t need him.

Marvel: …is the king of Asgard.

Taika: As-what? Get rid of it.

Marvel: And his adopted brother Loki is always the villain.

Taika: That little shit? He’s just an over dramatic theatre nerd.

Marvel: Ugh, well Thor has…two eyes?

Taika: Who needs two eyes?

Marvel: Why did we-

Taika: You love me.

meisahugedork:

burdenedwithgloriousnerdiness:

trickerydickerydock:

i-am-diana:

odin: hey…. uh… loki…… son… why are you wearing… black and green….?

loki: i dunno i guess it just felt right

odin, nervously: o-oh???? :)))

loki: Look father I made myself a helmet with horns!

odin, sweating under the eye patch: good good that’s great good :)))))))

loki: Look father, mother taught me how to conjure up twin daggers from nowhere!

odin, slowly backing away from loki: uh…yeah son that’s great…reaalllly good keep it up haha…  :))))))))))))

Omg I love this