letmecastaspellforyou:

ouyangdan:

blackhorseandthecherrytree:

nourgelitnius:

tofixtheshadows:

It’s come to my attention that I have not yet made a post
about Farmer’s Market Hot™.  

Farmer’s Market Hot is a specific kind of aesthetic that is
the result of me watching Orphan’s Black and trying to describe the hotness of
Cal to others.

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See my point?

Farmer’s Market Hot is a wholesome kind of hot. Rugged but approachable.
It’s not the kind of hot where you immediately go, “Oh my god they’re so
perfect, I want to take them home and photograph them/tear their clothes off.” That’s
for later.

This is the kind of hot for people who would visit the farmer’s
market to buy some organic cheeses on their way to pick up their kids from
their Creativity Through Music class. It’s the look that says “I’m here to
support our local beekeepers.” You see them and it makes you want to settle down.
You want to do your taxes with them, raise dogs together.

It’s borderline hipster without the elitism and irony,
borderline country without the sound of Tim McGraw. If they’re white, racist
shit like dreads automatically disqualifies them.

Guys will most likely be stubbly, or bearded, but not to the
point of lumberjack. Think Chris Evans in between Marvel movies.

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Pictured: a man who wants to buy artisan bread from a stall
and be polite to the merchants.

Imagine a woman with a sunflower tattoo, wearing a high-low
dress and clunky dependable boots, holding a dog’s leash while she waits at the
knife sharpening booth. Imagine a man wearing flannel and holding a baby while
talking about ethical alternatives to quinoa.

Farmer’s Market Hot™.

Add this to your vocabulary.

It’s that time of the year again, so I felt the need to bring this back.

farmer’s market hot

the quality content i am here for

I can’t not post this gif now

helwolves:

thisdorkyblogthing:

curds-and-wheyface:

curds-and-wheyface:

killaidanturner:

with all of these movie reboots i would like to pitch a mean girls reboot staring Chris Evans, Chris Pine, Chis Hemsworth, and Chris Pratt

YES.

Okay but is it Pine or Hemsworth who’s Regina George?

Because it seems clear to me that Pratt is Karen and Evans is Cady…

OKAY, what if it’s set in a gym instead of high school?

“You can’t lift with us!”

I kind of desperately want Hemsworth as Regina. I heard his arms are insured for $10,000.

I hear he does car commercials, in Australia.

I can totally see Chris Pine as Gretchen

jameseswilson:

MCU Characters Files (in no particular order):

Captain Steven “Steve” Grant Rogers is a Super Soldier World War II veteran and was the world’s first superhero. After a top secret Super-Soldier program transformed the frail Steve Rogers into the powerful and heroic Captain America, his amazing World War II exploits made him a living legend. Rogers attacked multiple HYDRA quarters with his Howling Commandos, to the dismay of the Red Skull. Rogers helped the Allies win the war, but crashed into the Arctic during his final mission. Awakening in the modern day, Rogers learned that he had spent nearly 66 years in the icy tundra.

Steve Rogers has always had a noble and honest spirit, intolerant towards injustice and abuses of power. Since he has always been weak and small, he learned on his own what true strength is, and vowed to protect defenseless people at the risk of his own life. Despite being transformed into a perfect human by the Super Soldier Serum, he maintained his original spirit and character.

What separates Steve Rogers from the other Avengers is his humanity and morality; he tries to see the best in people and humanity.

Rogers is not afraid to do what’s right for the greater good, even if it might be costly to him personally. Captain America’s sense of duty exceeds his personal feelings, however his sense of loyalty is difficult to surpass.