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that scene in cap 2 when nick fury took that sharp turn and lost the fake cops after him and the gunshots subsided and his gps thing was like ‘getting you to a secure location’ and you really thought, you Really Thought!!!! he was Safe But then it got TOO quiet and fucking ominous music started playing in the background and the previously unfocused camera focused on this dude, decked in All Black, in the middle of the fucking street, holding a fucking Bazooka, and Then he BLOWS up furys suv, sees it coming straight for him, and takes ONE(1) nonchalant step to the Side???: UNPARALLELED
Natasha’s boobs: food for thought in two gifs
TWS: Natasha saves Steve, by pressing him into her chest. She has to act fast to save both him and Sam, because she is the only one who saw Bucky’s gun and was able to correctly and timely predict where he will shoot. This moment is not even aknowledged, as it’s just a thing that happens. She literally is sitting in Steve’s lap for the rest of that scene, feeling around between his legs for her guns, yet nothing, no tee-hee, she is sitting on Steve’s dick ~u guys~
AOU: Natasha saves Bruce by pulling him into her chest. The camera lingers, the shot goes on and on, everything is telling “LOOK, he is ON HER it’s like they ARE HAVING SEX and his face is in HER BOOBS GUUUUUUYSSSSS THEY LOOK LIKE THEY WILL DO THE DO”. Nothing about this shows her competence, nothing about this presents her as more than an object.
There’s absolutely nothing sexual about the scene in The Winter Soldier. You know, no one even thinks about breasts and penises just as no one thinks about noses and ears. All of them are there because they are parts of the human body, but there’s no attention drawn to any of those parts, because THEY ARE NOT THE FREAKING POINT! The conduction of the scene and its camera work are focused on showing how Natasha saves the lives of both Steve and Sam.
On the other hand, the Age of Ultron scene is 100% sexual. The fact that Bruce lands with his face on Natasha’s breasts IS THE POINT OF THE SCENE. It exists for the sole purpose of sex innuendo. The scene was conducted and shot to hint at a possible relationship between the characters, most specifically a sexual relationship. Nothing in this is about Natasha saving Bruce’s life. I’m just glad that Scarlett Johansson and Mark Ruffalo performed the scene in a manner that doesn’t highlight its sexual undertones.
Anyone else craving a Maria Hill/The Falcon love story?
Captain America and the perks of the 21st century.