Tag: captain america

How fictional men flirt

Luke Cage: Wanna get some coffee?
Steve Rogers: *same as Luke because apparently, coffee is the universal term for getting it on*
Leo Fitz: *compares sex to a black hole and says that she’s more beautiful than a robot*
pre-Daredevil Matt Murdock: You’re bored, I’m bored, let’s go have some irresponsible fun.
post-Daredevil Matt Murdock: Let’s just stand here in the rain and get you super wet so I can get a look at you. That came out wrong.
Mike Wheeler: *super awkward* You wanna go to the Snow Ball with me?
Jonathan Byers: LET’S GO MONSTER HUNTING BECAUSE MY BROTHER IS MISSING!
Jim Hopper: You were right. You were right all along. *insert what that problem was here*
King Ezekiel: *casually shows up at your place with his pet tiger and a pomegranate*
Rick Grimes: Here’s some breath mints because we ran out of toothpaste.
Anakin Skywalker: I hate sand, it gets everywhere.
Robb Stark: Girl, I’d break my vows and ruin the war effort for you.
Jon Snow: Girl, I’d break my vows and turn away from the Night’s Watch for you (jk, crows before hoes)
(EDIT!)
FN-2187/Finn: *panics* DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND?
Kylo Ren: GO ON A DATE WITH ME *smashes furniture*
Carl Grimes: Hey girl, wanna read some comics with me?

sauron-in-the-tardis:

the-gunlady:

The Avengers + expository cinematography 

#THIS MOVIE DID THIS SO WELL OKAY IT MAKES ME REALLY EXCITED#AND GIFS DO NOT DO IT JUSTICE AT ALL#literally look#clint swooping down from the sky like a fuckin bird#nat straight-up like a spider in a web surrounded by trapped flies#thor riding in on some fucking lightning what did u expect?#bruce is literally in a green cage#tony is presented as iron man first – zooming off toward the city that’s about to be destroyed#cap is alone in a gym from his own time period which he promptly wrecks#i mean GUYS

Source: the-gunlady

alwayssodramatic:

Steggy au: The world Steve woke up to after 70 years had changed … except for his best girl who was as brave, tenacious and beautiful as ever. “Howard had his theories, your blood, vita-ray exposure, that kiss, but nothing conclusive really to explain my accelerated healing.”
                    As always, they made a formidable team and together they fought to bring down Hydra once and for all. [ my steggy secret santa gift for galaxyqueenrey ]

mamalaz:

Peggy Carter is Tony Stark’s godmother AU

When she wasn’t telling her godson bedtime stories about Captain America, she was pulling him out of his depression when his parents were killed. Either way, Tony Stark is the son she never had and Peggy is the loving guardian that Tony always deserved.

(this is my headcanon and I’m sticking to it. Also, yes, that is baby RDJ)

Source: mamalaz

visenyaqueen:

AESTHETIC MEME: [1/9] characters: S t e v e  R o g e r s
Captain Steven “Steve” Grant Rogers is a Super Soldier, World War II veteran and the world’s first superhero. After a top secret Super-Soldier program transformed the frail Steve Rogers into the powerful and heroic Captain America, his amazing World War II exploits made him a living legend. Rogers attacked multiple HYDRA quarters with his Howling Commandos, to the dismay of the Red Skull. Rogers helped the Allies win the war, but crashed into the Arctic during his final mission. Awakening in the modern day, Rogers learned that he had spent 67 years trapped in the glacial ice.

Source: jediknightrey