For a guy that once took a girl on the “cheapest date possible”, Jake Peralta’s romance game is strong
I want to cry I need this level of cute gestures rn
Tag: brooklyn nine nine
99! The gang and what’s in their bags. As always, zoom in for details 🙂
the nine-nine family [3/22] → terry and rosa
– All right, it feels like you Googled “How to talk to your bisexual friends.“
– Yeah!
Love my trio of scary leather-jacket wearing badass women played by actresses so cute and dorky it gives you whiplash when you first see what they’re like irl
say what you want, but this shit was better than the scene in legally blonde when elle wins her case
elle and jake wouldn’t make it a competition, they’d want us to appreciate the other for doing a darn good job.
They would totally high five after this.
loki as brooklyn 99′s gina linetti…
bonus:
(shoutout to @eralkfang and @reserve for the idea!)
I CANT BREATHE
This is so perfect I am now 40% convinced Gina Linetti is actually Loki.
99 Reasons @foxtv should Renew Brooklyn Nine Nine
- It’s the funniest show currently on television
- It’s won 2 Golden Globes
- It’s won 2 Emmys and was nominated for an additional 5
- Andy Samberg as Jake Peralta
- “I do my job. And I do it right.”
- With staples like “New Girl” ending and the impending Disney buyout, it’s good to have something consistent like “Brooklyn Nine Nine” on your station.
- The Halloween Heists
- The ensemble cast has amazing chemistry
- It has well handled romantic relationships
- It’s been nominated for 5 GLAAD media awards
- Lin Manuel Miranda watches it
- If you cancel the show, it’ll probably go down as one of the best comedies cancelled too soon.
- It’s such a fun and positive show in an otherwise dark time
- Rosa’s coming out arc this season was amazing
- Stephanie Beatriz thought she wouldn’t get cast after Melissa Fumero was because what show has TWO Latina characters in its main cast? (This one)
- The guest stars are all great
- Jake & Amy (aka: Peraltiago)
- Stephanie Beatriz as Rosa Diaz
- Cheddar
- There’s something for everyone to like
- “How dare you detective Diaz I am your superior officer!”
- Honestly it’s the only show I watch on Fox
- Jake still hasn’t met enough people from Die Hard
- “Could you please sing the opening to ‘I Want It That Way?’”
- Multiple types of female characters
- Female friendships
- Incredible LGBTQIA+ representation
- "You just called Captain Holt dad. You said, ‘thanks dad.’”
- It has tackled such issues as police corruption & racial profiling
- It made it to the final round of Hulu’s TV Tournament and lost to “Gravity Falls” which isn’t even on the air anymore so it has no competition from that.
- “BONE!”
- Captain Ray Holt is perhaps the most nuanced gay man on television.
- Title of your sextape
TerribleAmazing undercover disguises- That slowmo thing they do
- It’s my favorite show. Cancelling it would be mean. 😦
- The show handles social justice well
- “Moo Moo”
- It just started airing reruns on TBS. More episodes = more syndication money.
- The Jake/Boyle Bromance
- The Pontiac Bandit
- Terry Crews as Sgt. Jeffords
- There’s a depth and emotional honesty in its characters
- The will-they-or-won’t-they couple getting together doesn’t ruin the flow of the show
- I have read countless articles titled “Why You Should Watch Brooklyn Nine Nine” just to come up with 99 ideas for this list
- Gina Rodriguez is probably gonna play Rosa’s girlfriend
- Adrian Pimento
- Holt’s ridiculously poor attempts to pretend to be straight
- It’s time for Gina’s opinion
- "What happens in my bedroom detective is none of your business.”
- "Hitchcock just drank his own fish.”/“Nooooooooooo!”
- Jake Peralta punching a homophobic jerk in season 1
- "THE FULL BULLPEN!”
- The fact that a ton of these have been quotes
- All of Holt’s insults for Wuntch
- "Cool motive. Still murder.”
- Melissa Fumero as Amy Santiago
- “Oh honey, we’re well into October.”
- Amy Santiago is Wonder Woman in a wedding dress
- The fact that both my parents (who don’t even watch the show) responded to news of its cancellation with, “WHAAAAT!?”
- Sean Astin watches the show
- Joe Lo Truglio as Charles Boyle
- We’d get to see more of Rosa Diaz undercover
- Platonic friendships take precedence over relationship drama
- The live ratings, live + same day ratings, and live + 3 days ratings are sure to go up for the next new episodes now that it’s over
- You won’t find better fans for a show
- “The Box”
- Mark Hamill likes the show
- It filled the hole left in our hearts by “Parks and Recreation”
- It’s the best show Fox currently has
- Less than 12 hours later there have been so many headlines which read something like, “NOOO! FOX cancels Brooklyn Nine Nine”
- Chelsea Peretti as Gina Linetti
- Every one-liner that comes out of Chelsea Peretti’s mouth
- It subverts the "angry black man” trope
- Boyle & Rosa don’t get together but they’re amazing friends (aka: it also subverts the “nice guy gets the girl” trope)
- We’d get to see Amy & Jake’s first year as a married couple
- There’s nothing else quite like “Brooklyn Nine Nine” on the air
- “Game Night”
- We’ve only met one of Jake’s ½ siblings once
- Chance the Rapper likes the show
- All the diversity I’ve mentioned is only the tip of the iceberg
- “Do you mean woke?”/ “I did mean ‘woke,’ but it’s grammatically incoherent.”
- “Can You Guess Whether Captain Holt Said It Or Not?” is an actual quiz
- Hulu, TBS, NBC and Netflix are already looking into picking it up, showing it has worth.
- It’s endlessly rewatchable
- "What’re you gonna do? Annoy him into talking?”
- This outpouring of support shows there is clearly an audience for the show
- It deserves at least one last season where they KNOW it’s the last season
- Andre Braugher as Cpt. Raymond Holt
- As I write this, #RenewB99 is trending on social media
- "bOOOOOooooOOOOnNNnnnNNNeE!?”
- NBCU is fighting for the show like few other production companies would
- Because it’s just that good that it deserves to be renewed
- There are still so many stories left to tell
- Joel McKinnon Miller & Dirk Blocker as Scully & Hitchcock
- “Show Me Going”
- We’d get to see more of Gina as a mom
- This season might end on a cliffhanger. Don’t end this show on a cliffhanger.
- There are probably 99 more reasons to renew the show.

















